Croccy

Suka sangat trivia kebelakangan ni semua pasal kasut Gucci kan. Mai aku wat kelainan sikit.

Mai teka bag Hermes limited edition ni milik artis mana. Comel sungguh ek that little crocodile peeping out of the bag. Tu la yang tinggal probably after it got skinned to make this bag. Heh!

Ni kat event Yok Sahur Murai.com.my. Last stopover pas wat kat Gombak dan Setapak. Malam ni kat Klang lak. Kampung ku! Bangga ku.

Ni some snaps yang aku sempat amik.

Maapkan si Akim yang tiba-tiba feeling pakai apron sponsor nih. Heh... menggila dak tuh. Si Shahir sampai last. Letih sungguh nampak dak tuh.

Bebudak Nowseeheart pon ada yang best. Lama tak jumpa meka da. Bertahun. I love them! They're my favourite nasyid group sebab their vocals and harmonies are amazing. Dua pengiktirafan untuk dua album for Best Duo/Group Vocal Performance is testimony to their abilities.

Yang bestnya, dengar meka working on a new album. Meka skang signed bawah Hafiz Hamidun. Da ada pon single dalam compilation 12 Cinta - Cinta Ilahi Cinta Insani.

Ok ok.. malaih post panjang. Da teka ke sapa tuan punya beg Hermes yang cantik tuh?

Ni dia jawapannya...

Hah! Kelas Datuk Sharifah Aini! Walaopon mai grace the event, tetap rambut kepuk-kepuk, make-up flawless ok! How come artis-artis yang da senior ni penampilan sentiasa flawless, sedangkan artis skang ni cam tak cukup grooming. Erm...

Ok la.. until the next entry...

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PLU berjaya?

Have to rush through this entry sebab nak tidur awal katanya besok (eh.. later today... da past midnight) ada banyak lak hal nak rushing. Afternoon nak lunch skali ngan my family for a belated family celebration nak makan makan for my mom's birthday. Biasala... ari biasa susah sebab my sis and I sibuk. So tangguh weekend ler.

Then tengahari lewat sikit pastu nak jumpa si Halim lak nak pass Jizzebel dia tuh, and kena temankan dia beli sangkar. I need to get some stuff for my Joey too.

Petang nak jumpa some special friends yang akan temankan ke konsert Akademi Fantasia kedua. Nak tau sapa? Korang tengok kat konsert kang bila umum tuh taula kalao da biasa baca kat sini.

Anyway, moving on. Smalam was Fasha's birthday. Actually tak plan nak pergi pon sebab malas nak kuar rumah. Tapi sebab Faz mintak temankan, gi la skali ngan Nafi. She picked us up from Bangsar sebab insist nak naik satu keta, and then kat sana jumpa Miss E. Sampai pon lambat, so sempat wish Fasha jerk. Aku just share the pics ek.

"Happy birthday, Fasha!".... "Oh look! It's a box! Just what I was looking for!"
Matilah aku kena carut.. ampun Faz!


"Kan aku da cakapppppp... jangan caruttt aku dalam blog kooo!!!"
Heh... ampun kali kedua Faz!


Julia Ziegler and Diana Danielle.


Tema hijau putih menular ke kek! Erm.. cam kek Raya lak...


Door gift. A mug.. with erm.. a mug?


Backdrop sama cam invitation card. Erm...


Hall of Fame ke? Owh... keratan akhbar pasal Fasha.


Eh... story aku pun ada? Terharu!


We didn't stay long. Not sebab rushing, sebab even pun da nak habis time tuh. I think we stayed just over half an hour. Takper la kan. It's the thought that counts.

Lapar sebab tak sempat makan (alas perut je nunggu Faz siap.. women!), so Faz dragged us ke Mezza Notte (kalau tak silap), an Italian restaurant kat Heritage Row.



Sebenarnya tak minat ke area tuh sebab dah lah sesak... Friday night biasalah. Pastuh memang tak gemar bingit sangat area tuh (dah tua la)

But the food was divine! Sorry no pics. Kowser nak review makanan lak.
Kita semua cam-whoring ler jap. Ni some pics of Faz aku leh share.

Divine!


Merasalah... sebab Faz terkenal kerana kasut, I had to snap her footwear. Tapi takpe sebab taste kasut dia memang aku leh puji. Here were her choice of heels for the night.



Tak caya Faz punya power bab kasut? Nak kena tumit? Heh... jangannnn!!! Faz ada power when it comes to heels. Tak caya aku takpe. Tengok pic bawah tuk bukti.



Tuh dia! Dia angkat heels jer focus power dahi siap kuar cahaya! Merasalah kejap lagik kena hentakan kuasa gaban tumit! I take two steps back at least sebelom carut seterusnya takot kena langkah heels melayang.

Just kidding. Saja je usik tuh. We didn't stay long, pas makan gerak balik. Miss E lepak, while the rest of us headed back. Faz ada shooting 10 pagik kang.

Aku lak nak get some rest.

Sempat balik je layan Diari Akademi Fantasia and Diari EXT. Mai on to ulasan for Diari ari nih before I went to bed.

Diari pertama hari for the last day of the week.

Motif Nubhan pakai handphone nak hapal lagu? Layan sampai tidur katanya.
Masuk kelas Linda Jasmine. Boy, she's really working them to the bone. Bagus! Jangan nak bersepah lagik cam konsert pertama. Kena kasar sikit camtuh elok sikit sebab bebudak nih lembab gila perlu things to be hammered into them.

Oh God! Toi nyanyi nih.. so many things wrong. Syafie terus halau keluar because da la hopeless presentation, lirik pon tak hapal.

Ya ampun! Si Faizal pun tak hapal lirik and takde improvement langsung katanya!

Another hopeless case! Kena halau kuar tuk repair apa yang patut. Elok lah tuh. Halau kuar Akademi pon takpe kalao teros camni.

Aiyo.. more on the handphone. Si Stanly dan Stcy sibuk amik pic cam-whoring jerk. Time well spent in the Akademi katanya. Tu la... sapa mintak bagi handphone. Kan da melekat jerk.

Merasalah Sarimah comment pose maut leh, tapi jangan kuar kang kata pic superimposed. Siot jerk. Heh!

Si Faisal dan Toi ni.. da la kena halau. Bukan nak improve. Si Toi leh feel air guitar memain sambil si Faisal terus menyumbangkan lagu in the worst of ways. Toi when finally rehearse, horror tetap. Hish!

Merasalah minggu nih lagik satu persembahan yang jujur la minggu ni.

Riz played advisor nak betol kan orang.

Stacy was ok, but she really needs to bond with the song.

Ika was karaoke gone wrong.

Saida was most improved I think, with her new found confidence. Can't wait for her show tomorrow.

Rina had minor problems ngan breathing techniques.

Break in the show - Saida kem pesan kat anak anak to take care and be good, and listen to their dad. Honestly, Saida looks tired, but she seems more confident in carrying herself. Kenapa aku tengok dia time cakap ngan cam tuh as in the pic below moka dia ingat kan aku pada Marsha lak.



Nadia tak dapat minus one, kisahnya belajar dari mp3 full song dari handphone. kena sabo kisahnya ngan Ika yang entah man campak minus one Umbrella tuh. Keji!

Honestly, meka nih nak promote Nokia sangat ke sampai tahap bebudak tak bagi practise ngan minus one have to depend on phone,

Matilah whole segment focusing on how amazing the Nokia is.

More on Nadia. Nak fine tune sikit English dia ngan kak Fati.

"Now it's raining more than EVAHHHHH!!!" katanya.

Damn! More on the freaking camera yang ngadu kata Toi nangis sebab tak dapat hapal lagu. Perlu ke? Nak tunjuk je kalao nak sangat bagi dia undi simpati.

Rina cita pasal horror nak perform depan pengetua, unlike kalao audience dia leh relate.

Second Diari - Toi bisik kat kamera, semua pakai baju sponsor tapi Riz tak leh muat sebab sendat!
Matilah ko mengumpat lak camera nih.

Ngaku leh sleepwalking. Awww.. how cute! Mesti dapat AFUNDI makcik makcik yang rasa cute lak prangai dia. Eeeewww!!!

More from the damn camera. Faisal layan cam kena carot sebab takde gaya rock. Motif carot carot light light. Carut lebih sikit lagk baik.

Nadia pon layan.. pengakuan kata tak penah pakai make up sebelom masuk Akademi.
Rina pon layan ucap tima kasih kerana baju sponsor.

Aiyo... tapi suka tengok Saida diminta jadi model catwalk baju dia.

More painful moments from Toi. I mean... more 'honest' moments. Argh!!!!! Syafie and Siti Hajar really have their hands full.

Bebudak hissing nak warm up - was it just me or did Ika even hiss sumbang. Hah! Matilah saja nak carut je keja kannnnn.

Merasalah promosi Mayfirst .. cita pasal pakai girdle pun leh?

Next - tongue trill. Did I spell that right? For articulation katanya.
Fast forward to evaluation.
Nih yang aku tunggu. Tapi tension sikit. Sebab Ramli MS ngamuk ringan ringan sampai aku da takde benda nak carut kat sini.

Naim kena.
"Ini tak belajar. Main-main saja!"
Rina menjadi pelajar contoh sebab she's the only one yang obviously improve.
Stuju sangat!
"Korang ni baru nak mula pun takleh masuk!" ngamuk Ramli MS.
Nubhan pun kena for slurring. Amik ko!

Dua orang yang hampeh.. padan moka kena sound.



Nadia did ok, but lacking in energy
Faisal? Nangis jap. Moka Syafie da very the cam cuka. Ramli nak meletup da. Katanya sora si Faisal cam angsa kena letak tali gantung katanya. Matilah!!! Sujud kat bung Ramli!!!
Riz? Vocal tunggang langgang katanya, not in tune. Dance cliche katanya. Kan aku da kata... dia nih very the outdated adik-adik yang inspired by RTM in the Seventies.

Hah... "bila saya tengok camtuh nak muntah!" Aiyo! Aku takyah carut la camni, sebab abang Ramli da laser all out.

Stanly pun kena carut for trying too hard and going off key.
Alif - tetap dikatakan lembik and no energy.
Matilah bebudak laki semua lembik pas kena carut. Aiyo! Honestly. Kena sikit pun da camtuh? Sampai Alif diusik cam menitis airmata.

Eh ok la.. nak tidur. Will update after the concert in the early hours of Sunday pas da edit lagu dan video pelbagai ok?

Oh, by the way, lupa lak nak share. Kan peratusan da takde? Tapi dalam Diari EXT tadik bagi last count for the peratusan. And guess what?



Yes! Tuh dia top five as of last night. Kelima lima pelajar aku sokong dok lima tempat teratas. I just hope that position stays, so kalao orang sokong any one of these names above, gerak gempur AFUNDI cepat!!!!

Oh and for those yang tengok Diari EXT, (yang paham la) korang pecah perot tak cam reaksi aku bila Alam dan Roslen sebut pasal PLU.

Matilah... ingat cita pasal Ria dan Stanly rupanya pasal Rina... PLU or short for Pelajar Lanjut Usia. Matilah ingat baru nak story pecah lobang.

By the way - glad Syafie mentioned Riz was not as good as people said he was with all the wrong techniques. Thank goodness. Am just about sick how people puji dia gila babas konon hebat.

Ok ok... I'm out of her. Over and out!

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Jangan Tegur

Got up feeling woozy today sebab stayed up the night nak finish up work for my column and a story or two for cover. At least with that out of the way, takyah melekat office hari nih, and leh kuar assignment. That's the part I love most about this job. If you want to cut the chase... you can. Just do things in a more rajin fashion - and you get to kick back a little.

Anyway, got myself straightened out and headed to Mines Shopping Fair nak ke Lemon Restaurant owned by David Teoh. Ada pelancaran filem Jangan Tegur by MIG Production. It's a new horror movie they're shooting soon written, directed and starring a very talented young man, Pierre Andre. The same dude yang responsible untuk Jalan Pandang Belakang.

The cast termasuk Julia Ziegler and Rozita Che Wan. Yang tak dapat hadir include Nadia Mustafar, Almy Nadia.. a few. Tapi kak Ellie Suriarti and Azri Iskandar who are also in the cast sampai lewat sikit sebab meka ada rehearsal lain.

The complete cast for the movie includes Kaza pun ok... amik ko! Mesti horror besh... walaupon aku tak der ler enjoy sangat Jangan Pandang Belakang (except part nenek tuh yang go on, "bughok bonar kawan ko tuh" *shivers*)

Hah.. ni some pics.



The leads - Pierre, Julia and Rozita.



Pics candid manja.




Amik banyak tuh jer pon. Spent some time talking to Pierre. Am really impressed with him la. That's one young man yang memang focused on what he wants. I can only hope that my plans turns out even half of what he has done in such a short time.

Anyway, we ended the thingie about almost 8pm. Tapi tetiba kak Ellie sampai pas practise dia so dok borak anyam ketupat sat. Mak aih... kalao da dok gossip tak hengat masa.

I absolutely adore kak Ellie. For me, she is indeed one of the best actresses in the country. And underrated too. Aku penah tengok one of her mono-presentations kat Aswara... terpegun. I can still remember her performance. Too bad most actresses now harapkan gosip murahan nak rampas suami, laki orang jer. Matilah ko.. don't you even dare mention anything about a cat *gelak pecah perot*

Anyway, kak Ellie is having another monologue thingie soon, so I'll keep you guys updated on that. She's doing the Islamic musical Sirah Junjungan (so want to watch that!) which is expected to be a powerful presentation and then Jangan Tegur first.



Anyway... tengah sibuk borak borak... bini David... Jane offer len chee kang. So ok jerk. Now this is authentic Chinese styled len chee kang. Sebab molot memasing da kering, aku pun down everything quite fast. Farihad punya bowl pun nak kering da time tuh.

Alamak... da hampir habis rupanya. Almost. Then... Rudy made a discovery which left all us nak throw up.



Yes... it was actually a bloody fly in the len chee kang. Must be the Asian twist to the fly in my soup joke (I think the bloody thing looked drowned!). But no one batted an eyelid sebab sibuk gossip (Rudy stakat ask them to take it away with a disgusted look), though I felt sick after that membayangan entah haper yang masuk da. Eew!!!

Well.. still... it was good len chee kang (matilah!!!)

Sped off to meet Boo after hari pertama dia keja part time. Bangga dia nak independent. Walaupun keja biasa jer part time for a convenience store, aku memang bangga sebab dia tak harapkan sesapa nak survive. Hey.. not all of us are born with silver spoons shoved way down our throats.

But I suppose bitching about it isn't going to change anything - and while opportunity doesn't knock that much when you start with that handicap of not having that leg up, one day... things will happen if you keep going at it, and keeping your intentions for wanting to succeed right and clear. Me? Aku nak make lots of money so I can afford a fantastic retirement for my parents. Tuh jer.

And if I can move beyond that - maybe I'll get that Prada suit I want. And those Gucci sunnies which are on 40% discount. Damn.. off topic lak. Sorry... shopaholic.

Boo had to do assignment sikit, so about midnight pas jemput dia, lepak McDonalds Shah Alam (tatau section berapa) tuk just menyibuk dia and a four other course mates dia nak wat presentation.

Had fun... chatted, helped them out a little. And before you know it, da 4am. Mak aih!
Sempat complete this entry - and then preparing for bed.

Fazura punya court case bersambung tomorrow - da janji nak gi lend moral support. Also adik Acaf call aku da, mintak tolong pick up Sunburst nya tickets. Alamak... lupa. He's supposed to call me when he reached KL besok...

Damn... looks like I'm not getting much sleep tomorrow.

Malam esok lak da janji Nik nak ke final Raja Lawak. Argh... Saturday lak packed. Damn! Between Sunburst, Akademi Fantasia and Dynas punya wedding. Matilah aku!
Ok la... nak tido la. Pening pikir jadual camni...

Enjoy these pics from yesterday punya entry aku tak sempat letak.

Door gift dari Astro Oasis yang unik. Fighting fish (I think). And a scented candle... I don't know how they're related... got two, so gave one to Boo.


Weird toilets in Parkroyal Hotel.I understand if the guy needs a head (matilah lawak lucah), but what's with the headless thingies.

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Anugerah Skrin

What the...

No thanks to the bloody motherf**king stupidity of blogdrive and their so-called maintainece of their goddamned servers just as I was publishing my entry, my one hour plus of typing this entry out - was totally f**ked up and lost. Macam p*****k s**l h***m j***h s**l b**i l*****t!!!!

Damn damn damn damn damn!

Argh!!!

Malas nak posting again. So here are the pics. Bosan gila nak taip balik apa aku tulis lagik skali (samalah perasaan sambil tonton Anugerah Skrin tadik).

Congrats to 'Mukhsin' in Syafie! Also to abang Bade for his directing of Syaitan.
And a double birdie salute for the old cracks in the jury for giving Mukhsin and Yasmin a miss. BOO!!!!

Ning posing ngan barang kemas (walaopon dalam bilik air bilik nih) and Nikki zoning out.


Fasha at the red carpet and this blogger yang tension isap rokok masa commercial break.


Barisan pemenang pas camera off air.


Que and Nani.


Three words you should remember when you're a man in a woman's dress - push-up, corset and padding. Things NOT needed by Julia Zieggler (did I get her name right?) on the right who looked stunning.


Dynaz pun hot hot hot! And the two other famous Sharifahs - Alesya and Aryana with mummy Fati in the back.


The post party - simple but packed gak. Seb baik meka control orang wannabes dari masuk.


Shafie, hero Malaya yang baru and Dayang.


Argh! Letih sangat! Nak tidur! Just a short message to those yang akan speku (sebab dengar masa post party gaks), Nani and Que are NOT an item ok so jangan speku meka da bercinta dalam diam.

Going... going... gone.

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