Popped!

Sebab tak kuasa nak drive sendiri, kerana tak sempat nak servis keta, aku siang semalam tumpang keluarga Maestro naik ke Genting Highlands for Anugerah Bintang Popular Berita Harian.

So dropped by car kat office in Bangsar, and then was picked up by Syed, Marina, Nadia dan Marsha. Lama tak borak ngan Marsha, so had fun lor borak borak panjang catch up. Matilah conversation pasal sugar glider aku!

Marina layan fries dia asyik je. Kesian Syed takde navigator


Nadia pose ayu, Marsha gayut


Ujan lebat wo...


Sebab terlampau mengantuk, akibat lack of sleep, air con kuat dan ujan lebat yang lagik besh nak feel tido, aku pun doze off (banyak alsan nak membadak.. heh!). Matilah sedar sedar je da sampai Genting. We immediately went to check in.

Serempak ngan Dynas dan laki. Matila takot je aku kena carot miss wedding dia arituh sebab Sunburst and then konsert pertama arituh. Heh... tak sempat snappy sebab bag semua kan.
Also bumped into Aznil and gang.

Anyway, moved on to registration and met Linda there nak check in gak. Merasalah da make up siap by 3pm! Kisahnya time ABP nih kan make up artist meriah keja, sampai multiple jobs. Linda tanak any rushing so dia make up dari KL. Matilah pakai make up berapa jam. That can't be good for your skin, girl.



Checked in, went shopping awhile, and then headed for a bite sebelum balik ke bilik to relax jap.By eight, skali ngan Juan ke Arena of Stars. Aku malas nak dok atas sebab nak keja kena interview pelbagai, so ke backstage jerk.

Tengok show pun dari side, jer sebab kejap kejap je nak interview semua yang menang.Bob's show was the best! Anuar, Atilia, Siti dan Ning pun ok. Meet Uncle Uncle Hussein rocked the house! Yang lain erm... bolehlah...Anyway, ni some pics I took.

Matilah aku malas amik pic biasa so aku mintak semua pose gila.Mati kita tengok sapa pose paling menjadi.Korang wat pilihan la ek... and leave your favourite choice dalam Comments area.

Calon-calon pose paling gila dan sporting.
1. Faizal. 2 Fara


3. Aznil 4. Sheila Rusly


5. Rabbani (tak berani nak mintak meka pose gila... kena sambar petir aku kang)


6. Dafi. 7 Mila


8. Fasha. Mula mula pose gila, then pastuh ayu lak... aduh...


9. Mawi. Paling kena tema gambar?


10. Dynas. 11. Rosyam Nor (takde gila pon!)


12. Meet Uncle Hussein


13. Apek. 14. Heliza


15. Nurul


16. Nani. The winner tied with Mawi?


Finished the event je gi Starbucks gi layan story nak send. Tak join post party kali nih sebab tak kuasa nak bersesak. Ramai sangat orang kali ni.

Had a bite, and were joined by friends in Syed, Nik, Mahen and Juan. Si Adam popped by with his friends, and then Iqram. Went to bed finally past 4am.

By 9 am, left Genting. Terus pegi office.

Dropped by Astro, then singgah beli cage with Halim for glider dia, si Jizelle.

Ada keja nak settle sikit plus ada farewell. Not really for me... sebab aku technically da leave but like I said earlier I'll still be doing my columns and stuff so will be around.

But sedih gak sparuh geng aku nak ke New Straits Times, while sparuh lagi there, and some leaing permanently.

Pas abih makan makan tuh, Halim ikut ke rumah Bangsar amik Jizelle. Kecian Joey, anak glider aku tuh keseorangan malam nih.

Sebab da layan Diari time tuh, wat ulasam terus lor.

Let's see... where do I start.

Diari hari pertama minggu ketiga. Boring intro in cutesy speech (at least I think it's supposed to be) from Ika. Mesti ada tenaga produksi merembes ngan dia kan bagi send off camnih. Matilah!!! Jangan nangis skali dalam nak pujuk. Untuk digelakkan meka yang dengar statement tenaga produksi senior sorang nih je di sebalik pentas.

Matilah!

Aku turn off myelf for the sake of not torturing myself when they showed flashbacks of Ika. Seriously painful.
Ignore jerk.

What the hell is with the candid shots of bebudak bersiap nak kuar berjalan? Perlu ke kita tengok Toi pakai tuala jerk.

WHAT THE ???!!!!
Perlu ke???


And all the surprise was for... erm... lawat Carrefour kat MidValley. Aiyo! Perluke???

Nak shopping kat sana pun ngan sponsor pun agak agak la, sampai nak tunjuk briefing pelagai ngan tuh. No wonder la meka ni tak improve improve nak bak endorse sponsors.

I have no idea why they tried to make the Diari into a f*cking infomercial lak. Or why they tried to make going to Carrefour shopping such an experience kononnya. Eew!

Alamak.. da masuk da chef dari Adabi nak tolong meka shopping. Matilah katanya dia ni most unnecessary regular feature on Akademi Fantasia.

Matilah sponsor RM1,500 tapi bil da lebih! One bill da RM1,600 dan satu lagik bil RM2,000. Erm... lebih jimat katanya kat Carrefour.

Ala.... kelas memasak da lak nak promosi Asam Jawa Xtra. Matilah ko! Tak perlu sangat!!!

What the... ???!!!


Matilah untungnya "dia sour tapi tak masam" kata si chef. Kelas memasak lak.. *sigh*... entahlah apa nak jadi dengan Akademi Fantasia nih.

Aduh... it gets worse today. Si Toi playing retarded nak main jadi Transformers. Pathetic. By the way has anyone noticed tak yang sora sebalik kamera asik tukar karekter jer? Come on la.. kalao nak sangat ada benda tuh, bagi la konti sikit pun. Cam Diari Raja Lawak lak. Sesuai la yang pegang tuh pengalaman sana kan... walaupun sekejap jerk.

The motivational session with kak Fati or dramatising the lyrics to Menuju Puncak was so whacked, after the insult by these kids for not singing the theme song last Saturday night. Tambah nyampah they don't understand the significance or respect the institution of the show.
More on Ika references lak ngan bacaan wasiat dia by Alif, then the message from all the rest.

BORING!!!!!

Alamak... gimik murahan lak! Melompat agik la AFUNDI Stanly walaupun merapu dia nyanyi ngan tunjukkan family dia pasal his mom (ibu kandung ke emak angkat dia nih ek?) yang admitted twice, and pasal menangis rindu Stanly. Mendadak la naik AFUNDI lagi pasni atas drama pasni walaupun performance nan ado.

Pastu dapat phone call lak. Matilahhhhhh!!!! Ni Bersamamu versi Astro ke? Sama jerk. Pas mengundang simpati, SMS la puas puas ek.

Matilah last scene, tunjuk persiapan tuk konsert mas kat rehearsal on Friday night beriya si AC tegur, "Kalao korang kena feel, bawah tak feel, so korang lakon korang feel.. tu jer".

Can he take his own advice? Sebab he sucks big time.

Diari kedua.

Tunjuk si Stacy konon flirting ngan Nubhan. I don't know as much as I love Stacy, bagik mencik character dia lak tengok dia menggedik tak hengat. Lagi mencik Nubhan sebab dia nampak cam jantan feek lebih lak. I think some people have no idea what cute is, and they actually think this is cute that's why they showing it.

Enough la with the nak couple kan orang nih. Pastu kuar kang terkenal kerana gosip murahan.
Pastu nak kenenkan Nadia dan Alif lak.

Ni Diari Akademi Fantasia ke video rakaman skodeng kat tasik Shah Alam nih? Tak perlu ok!

Da mula da mengarut nak tunjuk cintan cintun konon...



Fast forward sikit.. boringgggg....

Si badut Toi nya birthday, so meka celebrate, perlu ke wifey punya birthday card pun nak baca pada semua orang.

Erm meka bak angklung dia dalam Diari, where dia perform Umbrella for them. So interesting..... eh? Lum abih ek? Sori terlelap.

Ramli tegur meka tapi edited lak. Kenapa? Linda nampak cam nak nangis da. But agree with her that it shows that meka tak kisah pasal the overall show but their individual performance.
Bagus la meka ditegur semua tak hormat lagu tuh.
Merasalah after six for ten minutes kena wat the routine.

Semua kena tegur.
Saida - dipuji for her effort, but it's true that she has a lot to catch up on sebab dia start off slow. Kisahnya dia two concerts behind.
Nubhan - pun dikata two concerts behind.
Riz - jaguh kampung sebab kat Akademi je elok performance.
Stanly - paling padat pengetahuna bab muzik tapi ampeh dua performance.
Meka semua diminta pilih dua lagu yang meka tau to prepare to perform di pentas terbuka, mungkin di ruang legar kat Pavilion. Extra work hopefully for them to improve.
Stacy dapat hadiah for her performance and for her hard work. hadiah dia dapat a single. Amik ko!

She deserves it.

Lagu tugasan minggu nih, seperti aku da pecah lobang kat forum on Sunday morning, lagu rock semua.
Ni senarai lagu. You can listen to it on the right.

Alif - Kamelia (Sweet Charity)
Strong song for a not so strong performer. Peluang nak shine, tapi mampu ke dia? Doubtul... miracles do happen but I doubt he can pull it off.

Faisal - Sentuhan Kecundang (Ekamatra)
Lagu sedap tapi outcome tatau lak camna. Minggu lepas pun hancur performance dia kali nih lak camna. Susah nak cakap it's a challenge because for him everything is a challenge. Dia ni leh geng ngan Ika.

Naim - Opera Hidup (Wings)
Walaupun minggu rock ni lebih to the boys advantage, I have a feeling none of the boys will rise to the challenge and that the girls will rock it out instead.

Nubhan - Summer of 69 (Bryan Adams)
Within his range, but requires emotion, so don't know if he can conquer the performance aspect yang kena smangat. Plus his control of English suspect lak kan... so minor challenge for him.

Riz - Keunggulan Cinta (BPR)
Matilah dia dapat one of my favourite songs. Simple, straight forward, mampu ke dia yang overdose. Not too challenging, but a little of a challenge.

Stanly - Patahnya Sayap Malam (Massa)
Nak gelak aku tercekik tengok dia dapat lagu nih. Matilah dia nak wat kepit sora dia kali nih kalao dia tanak belajar.

Toi - C.I.N.T.A. (XPDC)
Lagu sesuai ngan character. Corny and weak.

Lufya - Tika Dan Saat Ini (Medicine)
Kalalo dia nak comeback, this is the week for her to do so. Otherwise I see her being eliminated next.
I'm actually hoping for her to be able to carry this song.

Nadia - Total Eclipse of The Heart (Bonnie Tyler)
Another potential showstopper this week. Ngan vocals dia yang kuat, Nadia will have one of the best performances for sure kalao dia leh conquer her overconfidence at times on stage.

Rina - Enter Sandman (Metallica)
Good song, right up her street, and I think this will be one of the best performances of the week ujung minggu nih.

Saida - Sepi Sekuntum Mawar Merah (Ella)
Perfect song choice for her. Mampu ke dia? I'm hoping.

Stacy - Pelesit Kota (Search)
While this may not be her cup of tea, aku yakin Stacy mampu. And she has the balls to jump onstage and conquer it.

Kenapa la ending kena tunjuk Toi main angklung lagik. Aduh... promosi lebihan jer. Ni kalao Akademi Angklung takpe la. Other than that cam nak tolong dia meraih undi jerk.

Ok la... more updates soon. Sorry ler you guys had to wait so long for me to update. banyak menda nak wat. Esok aku promise back to normal ok. See ya all later.

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Bingit!

Where do I start. Erm... ok pasal konsert semalam. Before aku nak ulas ke apa, nak lepas geram pasal kebodohan sesetengah pihak yang memang bahlol, bangang dan very the b*b*!

Apa yang aku geram? Erm... cita nya camni. Remember I shared some videos here from youtube last week pasal persembahan konsert minggu lepas? Yang sedutan persembahan lah.
Well, alkisahnya, ada BANGANG punya konon senior bodoh dan feeling berangan dalam tenaga produksi Astro yang ingat aku dok dalam dewan tuh rakamkan segalanya, which is pretty silly because that is so openly flagrant of copyright issues.

All I can say to that motherf*cker known dalam keluarga Astro as Raja Lawak, or Raja Enter Frame, or even pelopor Diari RF (bukan Diari AF yer - tuh sebelom dia stamp his mark on it) kerana perangai very the gila glamer nak enter frame manjang, is don't test my patience with your stupidity.

Thanks to those who actually have a brain who have told me everything this p*k*m*k haram jadah nih is up to.

Kalao da buta Internet, here are some facts I would like to point out.

1) My digital camera has a storage capacity of 1GB. Which amounts to what? Not more than 10 minutes of video capture ability. A little bit far fetched nak ingat I can take the whole show.
2) The audio and video quality is pretty obviously not my standards of a digicam.
3) Sejak bila orang amik video nak sebo nak tempek graphics butang R pelbagai bodowh!
4) Kalau aku ngan digicam leh wat camera angle sehebat tuh, satu produksi leh berhenti keja la s*nd*l, ko memang tak dapat cari makan da wahai mangkuk hayun.
5) Ko pernah dengar pasal torrent tak?
6) Ever heard of Youtube?
7) If I was responsible for capturing the event even, how the f*ck am I doing it if I'm there every week?
8)You have something permanently lodged in your ass, so before I add my foot into it, don't, and I repeat, don't f*ck with me. I am still a member of the media, online or traditional, and there is nothing wrong with what I have done by taking pictures (not videos of the weekly concert), so don't show how unprofessional you are known to be within the Astro workforce itself, by trying to get personal with me.

Tuh dia... akibat bangang yang tak paham konsep Internet. Biasalah... orang camni, yang tak paham kegunaan Internet and fungsi pelbagai memang la cannot expect anything more.
So, I guess I'll pretend it's Be Kind To Dumb F*cking Retarded Animals Week, and maapkan ko. Tapi jangan ingat sebab aku tak maki ko lagi face to face, aku tatau apa ko wat all this while. So watch your step... tuh jerk.

Ni sama tahap mentaliti ngan politican yang katakan bloggers ibarat monyet. Amik ko pas pilihanraya terus insaf... siap leh Tempe Online. Matilah nak carut orang lain, lain lak yang kena tempias.

Anyway, moving on to happier thought of less spaz idiots, had fun the last concert, but not for the show yang hampeh. It was more of about being with friends.

Started, me with Nafi, went to pick up Samuel. Sebab miscommunication, and Sammy kena rush kerana baru abih wrap shooting, we arrived in PJ pun dah 9pm.

Dropped my car kat valet PJ Hilton, and kami semua naik skali ngan Faz.

Dalam lambat, tengok prangai dua orang ni selamba je maintain cantik catwalk.

Strut that stuff!


Matilah korang!!! I guess beautiful people are never flustered and catwalk naturally no matter what. Even if it means being late 15 minutes for a show! Merasalah!

Settled in for the show with SMSes coming in about the f*cking joker and what he was saying about me. Ignored the negativity of the stupid creature. Thanks to friends especially those from Astro who were as p*ssed as me. But I don't let idiots get to me, so cosied up for the show.
How did it go? I think minggu nih sesuai tuk aku perkenalkan rating system baru aku.

Let's start...

What the hell is with the intro. Cheesy nak mampos. Reminds me how the Candyman or the Boogeyman would appear in the horror flicks. No extra points sebab feel nak vogue. At least we don't get to see the garish colour of the ugly suits he wears.

Ko hengat ko Beyonce???


So much for wishful thinking. Purple lak minggu nih. Damn! What's with the dangdut intro. Takde kena mengena ngan anything, except for being a shameless promotion for AC yang gatal bijik nak feeling nak nyanyi. Yerlah... dia kan multi talented... mampu nak wat segalanya - except appear human. And have good taste in non blinding coloured suits.

The whole opening was a shocker. It was then kita dapat tengok ketiak Lufya yang wet patch da mula berkembang kat baju Hazwani Osman (kesian baju Wanie pasni kena rendam kaw kaw), baju-baju yang di pakai yang majoriti begitu salah, seolah di pilih orang buta dalam gelap gituh.
Argh!!! The fashion horrors are back.

Someone's leaking!


Any hope of the show being potentially better than the previous weeks dissipated. Everything looked as bleak as AC potentially having a decent haircut.

Bingit telinga bila dia menjerit seperti biasa.

The peratusan before put my favourite five dalam kelompok top five, so smangat ar sikit.
"Pastikan handphone anda ada prepaid!"

Yeah! AC wat lawak. Cue time nak gelak. Kalao keadaan biasa memang perlu nak bagitau bila nak ketawa kalao dia bukak mulot, because takde per pon yang lawak

"Cantik baju Ning, glitter... macam traffic light."
#$%^&!!!!

"Ada tak pelajar yang ko tengok mungkin nak bagi lagu selepas ni? Kalau takde, saya free!"
Puke lagik sebab da nih memang perangai meluat tol la.

Some people yang tak paham kalau nak jadi the host for the show, bukan tuk nak waste time promoting yourself but to actually server as a mediator for the night. Ni cam Akademi AC Di Sini lak.

'His style' has no style and aku seriously da semakin menyampah ngan kehadiran dia. Whiny little b*tch!

Sore dia merengek and senyuman dia contoh how fake and plastic smiles are done.
After the first performance by Lufya, Adlin stole the limelight masa dia diperkenalkan.

Si AC menjerit jerit tuh, baik Adlin je jadik pengacara lagik baik. We wasted a good five minutes for that, having to put up with more screeching and whiny sounds emanated by AC.

More salah bits from him - mana taknya - dalam minggu pertama, lagu Alicia Keys No One, jadik Don't Want, minggu nih lagu M. Nasir Sang Pencinta jadi Sang Pencipta. Cocky, arrogant little prick doesn't know anything about music and takde effort nak make reference to his notes kalao da tatau nak get it right. Tuh namanya bodoh sombong.

Nak tanya Rina pasal apa ilham Ku Seru dia leh tanya, "pernah jadi hantu ke?"
Dia nih memang lawak budak darjah tiga tol.

And what's with the pelat masa cakap ngan Alif? F*cking racist is what it is by pulling a stereotype to try and get laughs. Bodoh gaban.

Other references of his immense stupidity.

"Tepukan gemuruh untuk Ika yang jangka hayatnya cuma dia minggu dalam Akademi Fantasia'.
"Ikuti Kring Kring besama Haji Aznil Haji Nawawi".

Menggelupur la mamat nih! Leh tak siapkan beg tuk dia. Tapi tanak Samsonite. Tuk dia beg plastik sampah itam da, sesuai ngan kualiti pengacaraan dia. Yucks!

Argh... ilang mood terus. On with the reviews. Nak make it short and simple kali nih.
For that - minggu nih AC dapat rating for his performance. Kalau minggu lepas layak dapat lima pam jamban, minggu nih aku bagi dia rating lima mangkuk (sebab memang mangkuk hayun) dan topeng keselamatan (tapi nih tuk semua orang yang terpaksa layan dia sebab performance dia nih busuk tahap toksik da)


LUFYA
Cinta 100%
Disappearing in and out, her vocals were nothing to shout about. I love her character and the colour she beings to the Akademi, but honestly, she doesn't bring anything at all to the song. Maybe it's not her specialty nak persembahkan lagu dangdut.

Missed stuff here and there, dan tak consistent langsung throughout her performance. She tried, but it wasn't enough at all.

So so effort.

Tapi dia dapat sorakan gemuruh, sebab orang semua perasan ketiak dia kena close up.
Merasalah carutan sebenarnya salah diertikan sebagai sokongan. Matilah the wet patch getting bigger and bigger by the minute. Seb baik dia perform first.. bayangkan kalao last basah kuyup da.Nak salahkan ketiak ke nak salahkan orang pilih baju tak kena ngan fungsi perspirasi badan gituh...

Points for semangat and effort - minus for the wet patch and the need for deodorant and actual singing.
(dapat bonus set roll on deodorant)

Words fail me...


Toi
Sang Pencinta
Waste of my time. I don't see anything in him, and as far as competition goes. he doesn't rank at all in my list. Biasa jerk... he makes every show a joke. Though I this week, it's largely due to the ugly green jubah thing yang dia pakai tuh.

Nampak cam baju yang dijahit ekspres nak bagik bentuk baju, dijahit pas lima minit punya usaha, with the kain dari discount section kat Kamdar.

Jasmi Rejab nih penah keja wardrobe tuk filem horror ke apa?

Back to Toi - lower than mediocre effort. Thank God Adlin leh have the sense nak carot his lack of ability nak synchronise his movements. He just looks plain clumsy on stage.
=""> (dapat bonus Febreeze sebotol nak ilangkan busuk sikit)

Stanly
Sudah Tu Sudah
Semangat go-go boy Patpong meresap dalam jiwa Stanly nak physical performance yang smangat. body language - for style aku bagi memang effort yang leh puji la.

Tapi actual singing, macam tahap bunyi jamban dipam. Dia nih ada sora yang ada potential but I don't see him actually making an effort. Elok for all the potential he has, nyanyi berterabur. Painful gila nak dengar dia.

Worse than an amateur.

Aku tak setuju bab nih dlin nak tekan art direction katanya. Sebenarnya nak carut wardrobe, tapi jangan la time tak kena. Bab Stanly nih biasa jer, tapi cam baju Toi tuh tegur memang sesuai la.


RINA
Ku Seru
I don't know... aku tak enjoy lagu nih langsung. Aku rasa Rina is still one of the most steady growing ones in terms of performance sebab every week nampak dia banyak pick up from apa tenaga pengajar ajar. But.. entah lah apa silap dia kali ni.

To start visual yang courtesy of Jasmi Rejab tuh da satu hal ngan baju pilihan cam outfit reject dari kedai pengantin dari Semenyih or something. Makes Rina look 60! And what's with the sanggul or entensions thing behind...

So wrong!

Agree with Adlin that she appeared lethargic and lacklustre, nampak tak semangat.


ALIF
Angan Dan Sedar
His voice is so teeny for the big song. Masa dia nari tuh, nampak kanak kana riang ria gituh, tapi spasmic sangat. Dia tak nampa focused pada either his singing or his choreography. Nampak sibuk cuba ingat everything.

And the problem note? Still a problem. Both times.

Entah la... menerusan trend serba tak kena minggu nih. Dia nampak disoriented dan tak tau nak alihkan perhatian ke mana ngan tahap kesemputan gaban.


IKA
Malu Tapi Mahu
Persembahan dia ingatkan aku pada a performance aku penah saksikan kat elab dangdut. Nyanyi hampeh tapi semangat feeling seksi hebat.

Kalao nak judge by looks and gaya je memang leh lepas. Tapi on volume je pengsan terus.
Tone deaf is the term for her for sure. Tak penah dalam sejarah Akademi Fantasia ada yang se azab ini. Maybe dia leh fight ngan Atie musim pertama. Tapi aku rasa Mas musim kedua ppn tak seteruk nih.

Rather than attempt to point out what she did wrong, I think lebih senang nak point apa yang she actually did right... which was nothing.

Matilah moka sentap kena kritik. I just wonder kalao dia mampu nak dengar nyanyian dia sendiri.

Adlin kata hancur, dan aku rasa sokongan orang ngan applause cukup menggambarkan berapa pasang telinga berdarah dalam dewan tuh.
(lima pam jamban tak cukup teruk rating aku, so aku perkenalkan lima set alat perlindungan telinga - sebab dengar dia leh merosakkan deria pendengaran tau!)

Naim
Aspalela
The whole Duyung thing was.. erm... long and overdrawn. It got a few laughs, but it took too damn long for them to get to the punchline. By the time they did, you had already stopped laughing.

Persembahan longkan di mana original singer yang tak sehebat mana pun lebih hebat. With the colour blind combination of his wardrobe, and his contrived attempts to be comedic - he should be held for committing an offence against the performing arts.

Good one for carut the outfit - and what's with Jasmi nak pakai sunglasses? Dewan nih terang sangat ke?

Erm... bak Yasmin Hani nak recreate the Aspalela character? Wrong and cheap to nak wat ala manja.


Fashionable? HELP!


FAISAL
Ranggi Metropolis
Aku rasa buasir terus nak layan nyanyian dia minggu nih. Memang layak ena carut, ngan rupa terkangkang dia, And what's with kalau lagu rock kena terhun stage? Overthought performance with any little actual sylised execution in all aspects. Disjointed dan seolah dia nyanyi lagu lain yang band mainkan.

Pathetic... this is starting to be one of the most boring and painful concerts of the whole series.


SAIDA
Dokter Cinta
Wow.. she can dance! Walaupun masih nampak dia teragak, and thinking about her whole performance, she looks much more prepared than last week's performance. Who would have thought dia mampu mempersembahkan lagu rancak camnih.

First verse cam goyang sikit, tapi masuk chorus jerk, she managed to score. She looked more relaxed and actually came across with right attitude for it.

The most improved for the week, kalao dia mampu nak continue this effort, she's definitely ne to look out for.


STACY
Rela
Not yet the best from Stacy, but I have to say that she was easily the best performance of the week. Nampak dia maintain her effort, but I agree with Aidit she is still looking for the extra allure to her performance.

The Rela joke was worth a laugh. But I think it took away the limelight from her show. One of the main contenders for sure.


RIZ
Separuh Masa
It's pathetic meka nak main kenenkan dia ngan Yana agi. Si AC nih tak wat homework ke nak find out what clicks with the audience and what doesn't like most of his jokes.

As expected Riz has problems ngan stamina dia. Focus nak feeling funky katanya, concentrating too much on his moves and too little on his vocals which was pitchy as all hell, which by the chorus da ilang da cam Jasmi Rejab nya sense of fashion... if there ever was one.

Who the hell puts someone that big in striped like that? Dah ler ketat gila! And a vest??? Please lah!!!

Last last nampak perot dak tuh je yang joget. Dahlah rambut cam wig nilon murahan pakai buang. Argh!

Painful to watch and listen to.


Nubhan
Tak Bisa Memilihmu
I think the whole attempt nak carik a romantic angle to the show was a little sad. It's this kind of phenomena, yang bebudak baru dok Akademi dua minggu je nak focus more on their hormones.
Anyway, on his performance, aku stuju ngan ramai mengenai tone dia yang sedap. Tapi aku rasa aku tak rate dia highly for now sebab lagu lagu dia dapat within the safe range still.

Thankfully minggu nih ada la emosi sikit. Still needs a little more control to his voice. What's with the ending cam cut short lak? Music minggu nih cam hampeh sikit.


NADIA
Umbella
Her problem with this song was banyak pasal sebutan dia. And terbukti that was a problem for her as Ning pointed out.

Matilah ko "underrrrr myyyyy y y y yummmmbrelaaaaahhhhhh".

Cam baju dia yang nampak dia ketot and kembang, I think Nadia's performance was not as good as it was supposed to be.

Loved the attitude and commitment to her showmanship and performance, but not the vocals. I think if she doesn't buck up, she may hav trouble nak live up to her first week's performance yang memang power.



13 Pelajar Akademi Fantasia 6
Menuju Puncak
Ini lah saat paling memalukan dalam sejarah Akademi Fantasia.
Tak pernah ada persembahan miming, tapi ni leh miming pada CD ngan suara Juwita Suwito. It was so wrong and I think that it sends out a wrong message kononnya miming nih accepted.

It was f*cking stupid move on the part of whoever suggested and okayed rhe decision to allow bebudak nih memalaskan diri. Dah lah miming pun masih ada yang tak betul. Tarian takyah cakap. Kalao dalam first verse masuk chorus tuh punchy and energetic, everything berterabur after that.

Semua menari pada lagu yang lain.
And then there was the accident. Dari Stanly tergelincir, tersungkur, si Riz nak reverse, trip over Stanly cam speed bump and ended up smack flat on the dance floor, ni menunjukkan actually everything that is wrong with Akademi Fantasia 6,

No effort, semua feeling diva walaupun feeling kuat (minggu lepas aku da carot pasal semua cam malas nyanyi lagu tema) and just so below par tapi berangan lebih.

Sedih tol time lagu yang berhantu nih lak, orang gelakkan persembahan yang f*cking retarded.
Ni lah sejarah hitam dalam Akademi Fantasia. Siapa yang patut disalahkan? Pelajar yang lemau? Atau tenaga pengajar yang tak mampu bambu budak budak nih nak bebetul belajar? Atau tenaga produksi yang feeling lebih tapi wat keputusan yang cuma untuk eksploitasikan bebudak nih tuk ratings dan untung SMS.

Entahlah... all I know is, I am ashamed as a fan of Akademi Fantasia at this moment.
(bukan je lima pam jamban aku bagik rating, skaligus jamban dan toilet paper aku bagik - nak bagi paip getah ngan bekalan air pada yang cebok pon leh! Aku cebok ek!)

How to be a disaster on stage.
Step 1 - Stanly (second from right tergelincir)


Step 2 - Stanly tergolek cam nangka busuk


Step 3 - Riz nak reverse, trips over Stanly


Step 4 - Riz goes flying! Thus gempa bumi 9.2 on the RECTUM scale. I guess it's true what they say... the bigger they are the harder they fall.


The whole elimination process was a continuation of that shameful approach they have decided to take this season. Akademi Fantasia which is known for its fresh approach, semakin basi nampaknya ngan idea yang half-baked.

Last week tarik kuar tiga beg konon nak gimik, padahal sorang kuar when they announced bottom three. So Idol.

This week lak meka mintak pengkritik pilih bottom three gak. Again... so Idol.

"Kita akan lakukan sesuatu yang diluar jangkaan" kata AC. What the....???!!!

I think the critics made it known da sapa yang lemau, so kenapa nak dramatise that. Oh, I forgot, underrun. So kena panjangkan lagik programming time.

Ning pilih Ika for being the weakest. Agreeable. Aidit pilih Naim. Agreeable too sebab dak tuh pun azab. Adlin pilih Ika, Tapi AC kata takleh pilih yang sama, so si AC main bantai pilih Alif. What the....????!!!

You got to be joking right?

If that wasn't bad enough, AC ata buat pertama kali pelajar akan umumkan siapa yang keluar.

Erm... done before la STUPID! Ni akibatnya kalao tak wat homework.

AC is becoming such a joke that Akademi Fantasia has become a bad parody of itself.
At least Ika keluar, so I guess that consolation was the only thing worth watching that night. Panjangnya goodbye tuh sesuai la membuang masa. Nak bersalaman dan goodbye berapa ribu kali.

Matilah kita semua menangis kegembiraan! Merasalah ko menangis bila kuar tuh, balasan kita nangis sebelom ni dengar nyanyian ko.



Shoo!

Abih jer the show, joined everone kat PJ Hilton for supper.

Faz, Nafi and I, along with Sammy, member dia Rizki, Nik and kak Fati had a smack up feast sebab kebulur semua. Merasalah kak Fati akan carut aku kerana post pic nih.



Amik ko! Kalau nak melantak kena camni baru sihat! Kak Fati and her salad thingie yang gedabak punya besar punya portion for one (walaupon konon paksa kita share - ampun mama!!!)

Ok... off first. Besok kena naik Genting for Anugerah Bintang Popular Berita Harian 2007. Enjoy the show, guys!

Keluarga Saida


Pic atas ni tuk peminat Saida. Jangan lupa truskan AFUNDI Saida tau. Oh by the way, on a parting note, korang perasan tak lagu Mayfirst extended version. Nak ena hapal la. Nyanyi skali carot... matilah aku!!!

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