Daulat Tuanku!!! The hills are alive!

Had so many errands to run today, tapi took forever to get me through all of them.

Patutnya pop over to get some light fixtures and stuff for the Bangsar home sebab janji my sis nak pick up salt lamps skali, tapi tak sempat sebab lewat kedai da tutup.

Tapi...apa nak wat kan... da shopaholic!

Janji kalao da jalan...tengok ada benda je..abihlah...that's it! Looks like I'm going to be spending some money today. Sheesh....should have just left my wallet at home. Matilah pasni abihkan duit agik...(padahal dalam hati suka)

Jalan punya jalan, leh terpikat ngan dua jackets which totally caught my eye.

The first was this dark blue corduroy top. Aku sarung je, just nice. Argh...snug fit. Kena beli ni! Comfy gila..walaopon sebenarnya aku menci ok kalao bab corduroy ni. But this was nice, and also since I didn't have one in this colour or anything near to this shade...and dark bluie hues are still in season this time around, so bolehlah. Amik je. Brand name tak terkenal pon...not too pricey!

The second was that caught my eye was this soft, tweed-like eathy brown jacket yang memang cutting cantik gila!!! Suka tol!

But..er..Ermenegildo Zegna. Aduh...camna ek.

Erm...apa agik..kalau da kena shopaholic...sambar je la tanpa pikir panjang. Kalau lama sangat pikir confirm takkan beli punya. Forget the price tag...bayar jer!! Tapi it wasn't as expensive as the usual retail price cause biasaler...shop smart kan.

Yang pentingnya, aku pakai ala ala ada illusi Fuyoo Magic cam ramping lak pinggang (bersedia kena carut pasnih)

So that made my day...korang rasa mana better ek.

Erm...tapi jaket ni saja nak masuk dalam collection je. Bukan tuk pakai ke Anugerah Industri Muzik kang. Heh...ada ada another one I bought some time ago which I'm going t wear...which is more of my character, militaristic. Comfy and loud...yang pentingnya loud.

By the way, to Dewi, that white T-shirt I'm wearing is that lovely (cam Khairul Najmi lak) Esprit tee you bought for me. Thanks love!!! Fits great, comfy and nice! Huggies and props to you gurl!!!!!!

Layan keja...sampai time tuk Diarrhea tengok kat opis je. Hari ni start jer Diarrhea da kelas vocal. Hah...ni besh sikit. Tengok bebudak gerun gak ngan Syafi nih ek. Sampai tahap membodek katanya. Tapi yang paling ketaq si Aswad ni ler.

Masuk je Syafi muka dia berubah jer. So much for the in the face of adversity...

Seperti biasa selit ngan adengan makan. Memang tak perlu. Sampai kelas bahasa pun nak adakan kat dining area.

"You cannot put your hand on the table."

Jadik two in one lak...kelas bahasa jadik skali ngan etiquette ke? Motif nak ajar pasal bab fine dining? Teach them jangan kentut merata dah.

Nak ajar meka jangan makan dan memborak perlu ke... they've been doing it for almost seven weeks now! Setiap kali ada Diarrhea mesti melahap sambil borak... so ada change ke pasni.

"Use hand, easy!"

Yes, Aswad...we know how talented you are bab tu....

"Which one you ike?"

"How come the Penang people like Masala?"

More examples of Khairul Najmi's brilliance!!!

I'm stumped by his absolutely amazimng skills as an educator.

"Because you don't torch me, teach me," kata Shawal.

Yes, a fine example of seven weeks of Khairul Najmi's handiwork lagik. Kenapa la meka nak sangat kenenkan Mila dan Dafi ni together? Nak dua orang ni kuar cepat ke?
Isn't that the most potent way of getting someone eliminated? Keji la Astro ni nak wat jalan cita sampai sanggup korbankan bebudak ni.

Nothing interesting to note... but suka lak bab si Dafi ngumpat pesen rambut Adnan Abu Hassan. Amik ko...cita rebondin dan colour semua cita dari musim pertama awal 'kemunculannya' dalam Akademi Fantasia.

Kelas Linda lak, akibat meka tak practise, ketuk ketampi 50 kali! Kelas Adnan later shortly, meka layan Sound Of Music. Bagus gak Linda bagik meka layan the movie...tapi meka paham anything from it ke?

What a waste of a classic.

On with Chedd's class, and erm...that's it. Rather boring..(sorry dude...blame the diting guys for making it look hat way)....time for supper and to hang my new jackets in the wardrobe. No date tonight sebab dia ada final exam throughout the week.

Rindunya nak menatap wajah dia....

Apapun sebelum aku lupa...hari ni is a special day for all Malaysians! We have a new king on the throne.Sultan Terengganu Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin, 45, ditabalkan sebagai Yang di-Pertuan Agong ke-13 and officially became the Yang di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin along with his queen, Raja Permaisuri Agong Tuanku Nur Zahirah.
Daulat Tuanku! Daulat Tuanku! Daulat Tuanku!!!

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Tu yang setiap konsert awak nyanyi sumbang!!!!

Jap agik cita pasal bab Diarrhea. Wat skang nak nak ramble sikit.
Bukan leh relax sangat pon, nak shopping for Anugerh Industri Muzik kang...siapkan tuh nih. Also nak dapatkan some light fixtures and stuff for the Bangsar apartment. Walaopon skali skala dok sana pon nak bagik up sikit decor. Baru puas kan...

Ari ni produktif gila aku!!!! Heh! Puas dan lega. Four down, one more story to go, then I can relax for the weekend.

Apapon...yang pentingnya...layan...sempat watch episode 19 of Heroes! Argh!!!!

Best gila ok! The best episode ever aku rasa. Dari start ke abih!

Hish...seronok sangat siap wat screen capture ni...yerlah tuh.

The best part of Episode 19 titled 0.7% (jangan risau aku tak bagik spoilers sangat - hint je) is that action non stop in the sense that every character has something going on.

Of course the question from two months ago is what happens with the Sylar and Peter Petrelli confrontation (from Episode 18 - sucks to be you kalao korang ikut Astro kena tunggu sebulan lebih lagik kot nak tengok).

Last seen was Sylar cutting open Peter's head sambil si Mohinder was held up on the ceiling, tapi twist dia best sangat. Kalao korang wondering what happened, aku bagik teka teki to guess what happens next. Peter DIES - yes...you heard me right (don't believe anything as is). One Hero dies in this episode but it's not Peter. Amacam tuh? No komen. Kang lebih lebih lak spoiler. But the showdwn itself walaupun brief, was worth the wait and agony of curiosity to see how the plot would go.

One thing I can give away is that Linderman pun ada kuasa. Sial! Best lak tuh power dia. I thought so!!!! Good twist though and more light is shed on his character's role which appears to be getting more significant than the endless mentions from the previous episodes (awal awal pun da mention dia per)

Claire meets Nathan and family, Matt and Ted team up with Mr Primatech paper himself while Nikki and Jessica struggle to work things out with homelife and being this psycho split personality for the sake of Micah.

In other news... fans of Isaac will hate Sylar all the more after this and probably find something else to watch (did I say to much?).

More importantly Hiro and mate wrre in the future and saw the effects of the explosion and work their work to a solution now that Hiro has the sword tapi they meet a very familiar face.

No prizes for guessing. Close your eyes if you don't want to see who it is in the second picture below. I mean it.

Quite a twist, though not too all surprising.

Now on to the more boring stuff in Diarrhea as I complete my dwnloads of episodes 3,4,5 and 6 of PussyCat Dolls Presents : The Search For The Next Doll.

Diarrhea hari ni start besh sebab tunjuk kelas vocal. Looks like someone in production is bothering to listen when fans say meka nak layan more of the classes instead of dok kat meja makan kat dapur ngumpat like a bunch of old maids.

Syafi nak cek meka ni camna bab Menuju Puncak. Yerlah...bab konsert leh cover line, sebab harap lain nyanyi ko miming jer la.

Si Aswad horror nak mampos tahap The Exocism of Emily Rose! Piala sumbang-sih dia leh la menang. Lain jangan ler harap.

Shawal besh, sama ngan Ebi kira ok (in cmparison with others). Yang lain buruk nak mampus gak ek. Pompuan meka tunjuk Candy je kira ok gak.

Bab kelas time meka nak settle bunga dan lenggok da agak most of them have massive problems, dari tahap takde bunga ke tahap paling kritikal which is flat as the runway of KLIA (which is actually bumpy sikit).

Apart from Mila, nampaknya si Candy has improved much, while Heliza still struggle sikit. Boys struggled quite a bit more, don't know how they going to perform ujung minggu ni.

Cam bebudak si Aswad ni...kena marah sikit kena lak nak cam sial feeling tension.
Askrul ni penipu tol lah kata si Aswad besh, pastuh mintak ignore kata kata Syafi. Ni ler keja Astro staff ke? Nak contradict tenaga pengajar. Elok lah...da la sekali sekala je nak kena tegur.

Kena tegur lak ada yang feeling nak wat baik nipu and ask the kids to ignore nasihat.

Tak perlu tol Aswad ni anyways for the drama over just a little teguran.

Amik ko..."Awak yang paling lemah dalam sudut intonasi. Tu yang setiap konsert awak nyanyi sumbang. Masaalahnya awak tak tahu awak nyanyi sumbang...that is very bad"

I lap you Syafi!!!Nak nitis airmata lak si SiAswad ni...anak jantan ke ni? ke nak perah undi nih.

"Macam tu ke melodi dia? Melodi dia pun tatau. Ni yang aku nak naik meradang ni!"

Go go Syafi!!! Terkeluar Incredible Hulk tuh...oops...she's pregnant jer.

Erm...selepas kena hamun sikit je kena manja. Nak order makan malam pun dapat special menu nak ala carte katanya. Keji. Manjakan lagik ler budak budak ni.

Cut to scene bebudak dalam kelas kak Fati. Erm...tak senonoh lak main game bebudak laki jadi tembok si Mila kena tembus. Aiyo!!!!! So much for no physical contact between the boys and girls!

Bab Candy, Mila dan Heliza rolling about ni erm.. throw in some mud and we got a TV show. Hah!!!

Paham lak bebudak ni supaya go ahead walaopon ada yang menghalang, the point of the exercise, but takde lak kemampuan nak translate that into their show and apply that survival instinct that kak Fati was trying to teach them. Let's see how many get it.

Syukur ler aku ada VIP access ke Anugerah Industri Muzik (thanks Jen - s honoured...tak penah bagik aku ask or beg like some people). Takyah ler nak costume party nak ke konsert minggu nih seperti diumumkan Aznil. Heh!

Alamak...si botak (Jasmi bukan Mawi) bak Mahani Awang. My Lord!

She didn't even do that well masa dia kat dalam Akademi Fantasia dibawa ke dalam dulu. Perlu ke nak comeback? Pasni rasanysa Jasmi punya collection masuk majalah Wanita ek?
AWMIGAWD!!!!

Ajar catwalk dan social etiquette katanya...duduk pun nak ajar. Elok lah...merdu sangat suara Jasmi sepanjang Diari.

"Say thanks to her..."

Heh!!!

After that "lovely" class as Khairul Najmi would say...these kids melahap sebab makanan da sampai. Amik ko makan sound effect lebih lebih. So much for social etiquette....that was a waste of teaching. Or lom sampai bab table manners?

Don't understand kenapa bebudak ni main hopscotch. Er...batu teng teng ek. Lupa lak. Don't understand the significance of it.

This show is more complicated than Heroes anyday. Nak layan Heres lagik sekali la...

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Magic!

Finally dapat tengok vocal class in the Diarrhea, walaopon sikit. Lama rasanya meka tak tunjuk vocal techniques being taught. Ni antara perbezaan Akademi Fantasia yang production kekadang tak sedar.

Mana lagi the common layman dapat tengok perjalanan kelas vocal.

Tapi baru nak seronok tunjuk sikit, and then sambung lak adengan tak perlu potong timun ker haper kat dapur. Cait!!!

Masuk balik kelas Syafi, and nampak seksa dia nak ajar bebudak joget and Irama Malaysia week ni punya assignments. It's going to be a struggle for most of them alright...those who have harder songs that is...

Er korang perasan tak masa Candy ngan Syafi tuh, ada yang kena blur? Heh!!! Amik ko dua hari berturut turut adengan censored ditunjukkan.

Kalao ikotkan tema minggu ni I have a sneaking suspicion Mila ada advantage ler. She seems to be the most vocally apt to take on the challenge.

Aku tak paham kenapa la meka sibuk sangat nak tunjuk bebudak kecoh time makan. REZEKI tatau kaa..hish...

Tapi kelakar Mila. Apa yang busuk lak tuh Mila? Nak pecah perut tengok gaya dia tuh.

Here we go again...kelas bahasa Inggeris.

Here are some examples of the brilliance of Khairul Najmi

The first one ni, dia mintak bebudak angkat tangan if they agree or fit into the statement he's making.

"Before you come into the Akademi. those who uses the LRT..."

Er...ok then.

One part he mentions...no not small talk.

"Small talks."

MY GOD!!!!

Dahler mengajar standard darjah tiga. Tokang ajar pon lebih kurang je.

Salan cepumas..Aswad ni abih PMR tak? Camna leh terlepas kalau yer, penah ke pass paper English ni? Sebab standard English dia cam darjah lima pon tak tentu. When the fans say people should understand blah blah blah...I find it hard to believe somone could have made it to 27 without even a decent ability of comprehension and sebutan. Argh!!! What is our education system coming to???!!!

And I think comprehension is so much more important than just getting them to parrot a few lines, so note THAT, sir.

Kelas Linda nampak sangat ramai kejung. Contoh si Dafi. Ujung jari lentik, tapi stiff like a board everything else.

But not as stiff as Aswad yang aku tak paham kenapa ada yang nak compare dia ngan Mawi. He ain't no Mawi. Mawi by minggu kelima da leh nari decently. Ni...langsung take rupa dok

Akademi langsung lembab tahap gaban! Walaopon berminggu dok makan pree goyang punggung je kat dalam tuh.

Ebi cam mabuk, siap wat tarian berbagai bangsa....kelakar tengok dia. Comic relief at least.

Yang menang in the end, dapat beg murahan, si Shawal dan Heliza second.

Aku tak paham, tengok bebudak ni struggling, apa salahnya lak wat simple punya kejutan bak masuk meka cam Bob dan Haziq yang memang forte meka tuk tema minggu ni. Hish... Fulus Mania tol la meka ni.

Erm..kelas Reymee...tak perlu la. Heh!!!

Anyway...nak sambung keja sikit. Ada beberapa column and articles to finish so that I'm free by the end of the week.

Tadik ada satu interview je. Ngan si Shahrill.

Ala...dak Fuyoo Magic tuh. Seronok lak bersembang ngan dia. Dia ni fun to talk to. Ni some pics masa photography session kami where he did the floating card trick (I know how it's done!!! I know how it's done!!!)

Sebab aku pun minat magic gak, dan most of dia punya illusions aku tau rahsia so leh ler openly talk about the art of magic.

Wat peminat Akademi Fantasia yang da layan episod mana Shahrill masuk Diarrhea, ko mesti perasan kan the kids having fun with him. And you might have noticed dia bagi baju kat Shawal sebab dia kata Shawal 'pegang rahsia dia' or something like that. Apparently Shawal ni pon tau sikit sikit bab magic ek kerana belajar dari kawan. Tu yang Shahrill bagitau...

Si Noni pon apparently leh...sapa layan Trek Akademi Fantasia would have seen that.

Anyway...Shahrill showed me a little of his skill, and he is extremely skillful with the sleight of hand. Si Farihad terpegun...aku senyum je.

Orang kata kala da tau rahsianya, tak hebat da...tak menarik da tengok such tricks. Tapi aku admire kalao orang tuh ada skill to pull it off with style and aku salute gak ler si Shahrill ni sebab dia kira ok gak lajus tangan dia;.

Dia banyak terkejut bila aku discuss a few tricks kat show dia, cam bab dia main benang tu benam dalam kulit, Coke can yang kosong dan hancur leh kembang balik dan berisi....the shoelace trick yang akan ditayangkan dan ada dalam montage.

He was surprised especially sebab tricks tu aku da tau rahsia padahal kira baru gak ler illusions tuh. Heh...camna?...tak caya?

Tunggu aku wat video sendiri jer la ek nanti buktikan aku pun leh wat magic. Alamak...teringat siri 60 Saat Bersama aku janji nak buat...aduh...been THAT busy. Soon ek...

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Get well Fry

Before I get to posting about Diarrhea or anything else, I have to say this.

YEAY!!!! Heroes is back!!!! The States da tayang episode 19 after tw months of waiting, and now finally we get to see what happens to Peter Petrellia and whether Sylar kicks his rear or not.

Alamak...lupa bagik spoiler alert.

Sapa yang ikut kat Astro...sorry ek. Tunggu ler lama sikit agik to catch up, despite the series da kali kedua lengthy break.

Which now brings me a total of three series I'm following, which includes America's Next Top Model cycle 8 (Astro is only showing cycle 7 - da masuk top five this week) and Pussycat Dolls : The Search For The Next Doll (pencarian anggota baru - tinggal dua episod lagi).

Darn....penoh torrents list aku nih.

Apart from these three shows aku follow religiously, also have seasns 1 and 2 of In Living Color (remember that?), Secrets of the Street Magicians Revealed and one r two more reto movies in the list. And streamyx? Crapping out big time. Line kekadang ok kekadang cam sial.

Yang besh nya haul my ass to Uncle Don in Hartamas, pakai dia nya wifi yang baru sebab arituh download sana cecah 130kbps! Kalao kat rumah highest is 40+kbps. Tu pun teramat jarang.
Biasa kala quarter that speed poun boleh bersyukur.

Moving on, semalam as usual, manic Monday. Siang gi press conference ngan Rizal. Sampai on time, pas jemput si Juan, and just lounged about sampai majriti tanya soalan yang Dekna related. Tak minat nak tulis cita berkaitan love affairs ni and all, so lepak je ler tunggu meka siap.

Oh by the way, mai kita berkenal salah satu wartawan yang korang mungkin familair nama. To the left...to the left is Farihad dari Berita Harian. Hah! Gigih interview. Dia ni kalau masuk Akademi Fantasia, tagline dia 'Pukul habis!!!". Sapa leh jawab kenapa dapat hadiah (ampun Farihad!!!!)

But today's sidang akhbar ni lain sikit.

Atas usaha sultanmuzaffar and invitation dia sebagai tuan rumah, I had ajak 'freekey' (tu nickname dia), seorang forummer kat CARI untuk peluang jumpa Rizal. Sebenarnya dalam forum, walaopon kena hentam memacam, si freekey ni slalu cool je in defending Rizal.

Kira number ne yang memang fanatic dan taksub, but at the same time, takder ler over-emo or melatah. Jarang ok dapat peminat fanatik Akademi Fantasia yang leh turn the other cheelk.

Definitely a peminat contoh!

Apapon kala korang tanya aku kenapa pic tuh aku takleh tunjuk muka, tu atas request tuan punya badan yang memang pemalu gila dan segan nak pic dia kuar kat sini ke mana mana.

Tapi ok ler tuh lama gak dia lepak ngan Rizal ni.

Heh...janji, fan club Rizal pon ok ler pasni. Da kickstart.

How was Rizal? A bit hyperactive...a little too much sugar in the bloodstream kind of reaction la, perky abih...but ok ler. Tak amik hati pon kata takleh nyanyi... kira semangat juan menentang carutan hebat gak dia ni. Mintak mintak ler banyak tawaran dia berlakon lepas ni because that's where his talent lies.

Ke kalao tak hosting program ke apa ler...

Hah...ni satu agik pic nak share.

Standard la, ramai orang yang terlibat dalam a production di sebalik tabir kan. But I think these are the most underappreciated folks when it comes to Akademi Fantasia.

The beautiful PR people from Astro!!! Sampai dak Rizal dok lepak tengah layan kami semua borak time kat tepi taman kat Astro pun, meka ni ikut sekali duk patient tunggu.
Kira the first to arrive, last to leave. Love you guys ler....nak nama mention lebih lebih lak kang orang kata. You know you guys are awesome and among the best...

Siap posing ok dok dekat ngan Rizal, si Erlina ni (did I spell your name right, dear?)

Apapun nak gak mention nama ko sebab walaopon ko about a month je together ngan the Astro gang, you're one of the fastest in the business to catch up. That I have to says! Props to you girl!!!

Sedihnya, dia ni da leaving sebab da rezekim ada lain yang melamar (keja ek...not prposal lain...she's married, guys!)

Abih je event, rush to Karyawan. Ada event for the weekened lak. Kat sidang akhbar tuh jumpa family members in Sahri, Amylea, Farha, Fatin dan Salima.

So interview ler Salima pasal isu tudung dan al-kisahnya dia tak pakai, pakai wig ketika pementasan kat Shah Alam last week yang dok jadik isu.

Lupa lak dalam kesibukan nak amik pics meka...but no need pun lah kan. Nanti aku usahakan.
Gegas balik office, abihkan keja, then temankan geng di ketuai oleh abang 'pukul habis!'

So caught today's rather boring edition of Diarrhea.

Somebody explain kat aku kenapa la si Aswad pakai apron? Baru abih tebar roti canai ke?

The session with Dr Love was as juvenila as it gets and was as relevant to performing arts or motivation as a freakish 4 year-old playtime involving full grown adults. Tak sesuai tol ngan konsep bebudak nak belajar performing arts. Tau pun si Aznl kata cam kindergarten.
Promo time!!! Equal Sports Fitness Centre on reflexology tuh perlu ke. Merasalah dapat ilangkan kekejungan ketika menari Menuju Puncak. Mungkin ke? Kang tengok nari sama jer!

Amik ko, rambut Ebi sudahpun kembali ke normal. Iron je ek rupanya...n wnder ler looked kejung!

Erm....si tukang urut tuh nampak seronok je urut Ebi...sambil scene dia diurut dikaburkan sebab terdedah bahagian lain badan Ebi. Hah! Tergelak....cam tengok video raid badan pencegahan maksiat lak kabur sana kabur sini...

Shawal punya pon. Aiyo...tak payah la kalao camtuh. Hish...perlu ke camtuh.Don't show jer la...kan senang. Cam nak bagi orang guna their imagination je kan. Takpe...anything for AFUNDI I suppose.

Aku kesian si Candy dan Mila.

Perform susah susah, dapat four blue lights terus dapat hadiah makeover konon untuk dibawa keluar ke dinner jer. Another America's Next Top Model reference ler tuh. How original.

Make over? Make up over adalah! Sama ngan make up artiste yang over dan ketinggalan zaman yang sampai make up kan meka ni ala ala pengantin zaman 80an tepung empat inci. Keji!!! Macam adik adik nak cendut!

Lebih burok dari asal. Maybelline sponsor ke? Ok...everyone...switch to M.A.C.

And Steven...it's pronounced VOLUME not WORUME. No wonder these kids punya English cam berterabur tak abih...da people they interact with pun camtuh. Aiyo...setakat bak ke Bora Ombak ke. Heh! Mak aih! Exclusive gila! NOT!!!!

Adik Diddy kan nyanyi tuh? Sapa leh bagitau (sambil jeling someone)

Kenapa lah jadikan rupa Candy dan Mila cam streetwalkers pakai camtuh, and making them just look cheap, with that tarty make-up and those cheap-ass dresses! Hish!

Kalau da nak camtuh sangat, bawa je ke Chow Kit dan terus leh on duty katanya ngan 'kak-bang' yang lain. Erm..but I think even drag queens have more sense of making up with lesser cosmetics than a clown at a two star circus from Tunisia.

Mila looked like GRO dangdut ok! Apa nih Astro???!!! Si Candy lak dijadikan rupa cam Filipino maid yang off day ke The Beach. Merasalah make-up Chucky!!!!

WHAT IS ASWAD WEARING????

Is that a damn apron???? And takde baju lain ke? Is it laundry day finally?

Nampaknya semalam punya Diarrhea hari promo, so kononnya tim to plug more sponsors.

Apa la...kalao dapat sponsor kasut pon...amik ler yang cantik sikit. Not five seasons cast offs yang nampak so cheap, ala Jukebox.

Yang remainder three blue lights dapat letter from the family. But eh...apa ni. Dulu Ebi wat susah susah pun dapat letter from the family je. Ni runner-ups pn da dapat tuh. Cait! Never mind ler....getting dinner at Bora Ombak pn bukan penting sangat....tapi geram jer ler meka ni cam double standards.

Orang cam Mila tak penah dapat proper surprise yang meletop! Ebi yang kononnya mum dia datang Aznil kata Astro terbangkan khas, tul ke yang family bayar sendiri? Keji la kalao benar....

Evaluation time. Post mortem yang jarang ada anything worth noting.

Shawal - pitching problems but agree with kak Fati kata dia he llooked comfortable with his bdy language.

For Heliza they shuld have just simplified it by telling Heliza that she should not forget the melody in performing when she tries to do vocal acrobatics.

Aswad no komen ler...rasanya tenaga pengajar pun da lemah ngan dia da

Candy was awesome, tapi memang tak stuju ngan Roslan tol yang kata bab jerit tuh because Candy has good control of her voice.Syafi was right in saying that there was simply just lack of focus and it could have been better.

Menci tol Roslan kata Candy sora besar, teros prone sombong. I think her performance was a down to earth fun attempt. Dunno where he picked that up...but you didn't see him telling that BEFORE the kids went on stage masa prepping on Friday kan? Post komen je lebih...

The 'surprise' for Dafi nbgan Jolin Tsai was so busuk! Hope Dafi Mila was minor weaknesses jer.

Entahlah...why have a post mortem if you don't tangani isu isu yang sbenar. Nak AFKELUAR tenaga pengajar leh tak Astro (as if....)


PS - One my my regular blog readers, Fraimee atau lebih dikenali sebagai Fry is now in the ICU Hospital Pakar Perdana Kota Bharu. Dengar akibat komplikasi pembedahan. Dia operate pendarahan dalam perut-tumour... Please say a little prayer for him dan semoga dia sembuh... we're with you, Fry. Keep strong!

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That CRACKS me up!

Malas nak ulas Diarrhea. Surprisinglly, the list of songs are not all that this week sebab meka nak wat minggu bertema (and we all know what a success that usually is).

Apapon, it'll definitely make it easier for me to choose between going for the seventh weekly concert, or Anugerah Industri Muzik on the same night (tu ler pasal...degil...tamau ngalah ngan AIM). Oh well... I pity the kids. Victim of the station. Kang kuar kang....the industry not only finds it hard to accord them credibility, but also now they're seen as upstarts because of production timetables. Yes...yes...don't blieve what I have to say. After all...history nly speaks for itself kan.

Tapi ada someone supposed to tell kala Saturday ni jadik ke tak for something els. Yes, this Saturday planning nampaknya padat sikit. So have to just wait and see which plan akan follow. Malas nak update panjang sangat, but had two pictures yang aku betul betul nak posting sangat share ngan korang.

Ok...don't need to use your imagination for the pic above! Yes, it is, undeniably...a butt crack. Why this pic? Saja je masa kat opis ada member dok mengexposekan diri, so SMILE!!! YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!!! Well...actually your butt craxk is...but...details, baby, details!

Yes, I am now officially demented enough to put a pic of a butt crack kat entry aku! Heh!

Warning...sapa sapa yang pakai potentially low rising (plunging) pants or lower half apparel, please ensure they don't creep low, or you could be exposing yourself to the world. And yu can't blame it on an excuse like tertekan at that. Yes...yes...aku bosan dan terlampau rajin nak update blog ni, so merapu nih. Sori ek (you know who you are in the office, sebab your rear jadik star ari ni). Heh!!! Nanti aku blanja ko dinner...ampun!!!!

This next pic aku shot masa aku nak gi ke konsert last Saturday This is something really stupid commonly done by most parents yang takde keja, take their kids for a joyride. And also the most common reason why so many nasty things happen.

Leaving yur kids unattended in the car.

The father suka ati masuk petrol station nak bayar tuk minyak, tinggalkan anak dia yang I suppose was about three or four years old in the car. The doors were locked, s takde ler kidnap attempt ke apa.

But it was irritating (apart from budak tu asik tekan horn keta memekkan aku yan dok sebelah punya pump), because anything could have happened in the the couple of minutes si ayah gi membayar kat kaunter.

Hish...mana ler tau...terlepas handbrake ke...keta berjalan sendiri...I mean a million and one freak accidents could have happened. Stupid parent!

They really need to start a regulation requiring stupid people to be trained before breeding. I bet that would stop a lot of problems.

Argh!! Nak mandi sat...ada something I want to share later...with more pics...

By the way, pada meka yang mencari mana lah ulasan Diarrhea, takde ok. Cuma ni senarai lagu untuk konsert ketujuh minggu depan. Cheers!

Lagu Bonus - Joget Pahang (Siti Nurhaliza)/Joget Si Pinang Muda (Noraniza Idris)
Aswad - Penyu Menangis (Sudirman)
Candy - Tari Silat Melayu (Aishah)
Heliza - Rindu Merindu ( Fauziah Idris)
Mila - Dondang Dendang (Noraniza Idris)
Ebi - Berdendang Dalam Tangisan (Jamal Abdillah)
Dafi - Joget Angan Tak Sudah (Jay Jay)
Shawal - Joget Kaki Lima (Dahlan Zainuddin)

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Too close for comfort!

Akibat marathon movie...memang tak cukup tidur tadik. Aduh...first time aku sampai dewan in less than an hour sebelom show on.

Masuk je dewan da nampak perubahan. Nampak ada empat tempat duduk, so hah...da agak ler da tiba masuk kejutan bab pengkritik ni. Tul ler ada yang bisik ni pasal pengkritik jemputan.

Soalannya skang...regular ke untuk setiap konsert?

Bab lampu biru lampu merah tu pun aku penah bagitau kan...now you guys know why. Just aku tak dapat figure out BILA meka nak gunakan lampu merah tuh...keji sangat pakai lampu biru, tak pakai lampu merah. Pastu aku rasa meka takde guideline ler sampai sedap sedap je tekan walaopon cam...erm...moving on...

Alamak...intro koboi tuh mengikatkan aku pada Salima dulu punya horrific wardrobe last year!!!

You'd think they would learn not to venture into the country and western theme. The bringing on of the kids was cute, walaupon nampak cam promo Macam Macam Aznil sikit.

Amik ko!!!! THe most important thing is the new hairstyle by Ebi...amik ko!!!!

Arghh...first aku nampak dia cam smart gila...then nampak cam Gurmit Singh lak! Then tukau angle...cam Dr Fazley (lebih dikenali blog readers ku yang besh ni sebagai Dr Eveready) Takpe la...at least improvement. Mintak mintak meka wat something AGAIN with his hair. Slightly shorter, not so nerdy next time ya!

Back to the stage action, lawak gak and cute tengok bebudak kecik tu temani pelajar memasing di assign. Besh gak ler intro...walaopon sampai time bab si Haziq kicik ni da overdrawn. Prolonging a good idea. Still cute though.

Penyampaian ngan menggunakan ngan someone like Jalaludin Hassan actually pointless, and even more pintless was Salih Yaacob, even though I have to admit it was kind of funny. Tapi kerap sangat da tengok lawak dia pasal broken English ni.
Again...overkill on a joke. Aduh!!!!

Rizal - That Thing You Do (The Wonders)
First of all, ada ke si Aznil kata lagu ni lama lama? Hanya kerana rentak dan setting lagu ni dalam pilem dia ingat lagu ni laman?

For your info, the movie made in 1996, was set in 1964. Tu je...bukannya dia lagu lama pon! The original song, was a hit in 1996 and peaked at number 42 in the Billboard Hot 100.
Moving on... I have to say Rizal improved a little in the sense that English dia walaupon laughable, tapi still not as bad as Aswad as predicted.

Vocals? For a straight forward tune, despicable! And ending dia pun fumble over the words.
Rating pam jamban aku kurangkan minggu ni tuk effort dia.

No prizes for guessing kenapa Jee dan Ogy bagi blue light special bagik dia Rizal nih walaopon like du-uh sangat performance dia.
Ogy kata he finally did it.

I wonder what he did finally? Make them all merembes???!!! It wasn't THAT good. Sheesh!!!



Shawal - Peronda Jaket Biru (Wings)
Halamak....apa pulak kejutan bak si Erra yang moka tambah cam Umie Aida ni (she did look a lot like Umie with the wig and all)

Erm...oh well, if nothing else, prove yang kalao takde, ada style pon leh carik makan kan.

Tak tahu nak cakap apa, sebab enjoy performance dia yang relaxed ith minimal problems and just a little bit lacking in punch.

Ok...I love Ogy...and aku suka Shawal punya show, tapi overdose lak si Ogy puji. Aiyo...
Tak leh la aku terima Shawal hanya dapat tiga nyalaan lampu biru kalao si Rizal pon leh. Keji!



Heliza - Nafas Cahaya (Misha Omar)
Thank you kak Kathy...but it's not about you nak pot pet pasal apa yangt dia lalui. Ni malam bintang erm...takyah ler cakap. Cait...buang masa ler. Bak masuk ke dalam Diarrhea jer la, apa nak masa show live ni nak meleret nih! Hish!

Erm..predictable sangat ler nak wat konon kategori pencalonan sapa nak jadik Saliha ni...a joke that fell flat.

Looking very Erykah Badu-esque, si Heliza ni ada problem yang aku rasa not as I expected, but predicted some time back.

Aku mula mula rasa dia cam tak mampu nak bak lagu ni sebab vocal dia cam tak kesampaian, asik sumbang ketika practise, tapi she proved she could.

MASAALAHNYA...what I had a problem with, was not the patchy starting yang wonky habis, tapi dia feel nak main bunga sangat. Awat mula jer dah overdose tuh? Haiyo! Heliza, perlu ke?

As a result of that, not build up for an already monotonous song with no peaks.

Still, she was comparatively quite good kalao banding yang lain.
And yet, dia tetap tak dapat any blue light ke? Keji la...Rizal leh tiga...tapi dia tarak.

Merasalah now everyone can fly katanya with pakaian kak Ogy.Very the Air Asia...or was I the only one yang perasan that?



Aswad - Yang Sedang Sedang Saja (Iwan)
Di mana ada Erra, di situ lah ada Hans. Tunggu je ada Umie Aida sekali kot.
Erm...Aswad punya performance ni is very revealing.

We know he can't sing or dance. He's got no prominent hairline (bila la nak cuci beret dia tuh???!)

He can't dangdut, he can't rock, he can't do English... he can only rock kapak meleleh.

Woit korang perasan tak sister si Candy tuh, tiap kali si Hattan dan Og kiritik, sejak Heliza punya performance overdose lak posing kat belakang Sambil jelir lidah pon ada. Keji! Pastu SMS...nak bagitau member muka kuar TV ler tuh! Heh!

Yes, Aswad was that boring sampai aku leh perasan all that.


Candy - Gadis Dan Bunga (Rahimah Rahim)
Matilah Tan Too Lip!!!!!! Haiyak!!!! Aduh pecah perot gelak. Aduh...don't ask why...siot la orang Astro ni suka provate joke!!!

Aduh...sakit perot. Erm...lupa sat malam ni malam bintang bintang yang malap....
Walaupon baju yang Candy pakai tuh cam pakaian nenek nenek glamer gi pasar, but aku tak nampak sangat because she was great onstage!!!

Takyah komen...she kicked the butts of all the others! Plus, bonusnya takyah tengok muka kakak Candy posing sakan bila pengkritik memberi komen nak posing.

Erm...less is more kata Ogy. Why does that make me thnk of Zana.

Apapon...this was THE best performance of all night, with no flaws and almost pro-like! put her on a stage with orang lama pon dia leh shine.


Ebi - Jujur (Radja)
What can I say...it was not perfect. But I don't care!!! Waaopon minus one dia memang programmed crap and for me that brought about a little bit of a jarring feel when his voice and the music were put together, still... Ebi for final!!!

Tapi leh tak potong rambut dia sikit agik. Heh...

Humprhhh...tapi tetap Rizal dapat tiga ayes kan...bodoh tol. Si Ebi show better pon...erm...



Dafi - Meteor Garden Theme - Qing Fei De Yi (Harlem Yu)
Yer...Anugerah Wirama berterusan agik. Yawn...tak paham tol!!!!

Kalau nak sangat orang bagi pesanan, bagi je dalam Diari. Ni konsert NGOK!!! Apa lak buang masa je nih. Takut underrun ler tuh.

I thought Aznil's attempt to be funny towards the musicians was a stereotype statement that was racial typecasting. Small minded joke...

Erm...kenapa seluat dia cam MC Hammer sangat ek, ala ala carrot cut bahagian bawah. Bughok bonar!!!

Vocally, minor slip ups of a whispery lullaby yang hardly challenging. Lousy grasp of lower notes, and boyband-ish at best.

How original...nak interact ngan Jee. Come on lah...perlu ke. Not when someone already mentions it for you to do it ler...

And erm...kenapa selected students ni dapat ler memacam live accompaniment yang nampak mahal jer nih. Hish... kesian orang cam Mila tuh tak surprise apa apa langsung!

Suka statement Hattan, yang belakang tuh diamlah... heh! Tapi...kenapa bab peminat Dafi je camtuh?

Kalau nak pilih lagu yang sesuai ngan lagu dia, aku rasa lagu Tommy Page ker yang bosan dan one hit wonder jer kot.

Ogy, like to Rizal kata...you did it!! Confirm...threee out of three again. Merembes ler...

Taking cue from Farid Kamil later, "tak bagus takper...janji lain macam".

I know two or three pelajar yang that saying can be applied to. Honestly...not that bad...but not that good either.
(dapat bonus one star untuk musicians sebenarnya)


Mila - Drama (Nikki, Ning &Yanie)
Nampak sangat production tatau bab pasal sora power ngan nama nama listed...tapi sesuai lawak cam kesiyal ngan Linda Jasmine. Siot je tau nak bagik gelak.

Erm...Mila didn't do as bad as I thought she would based on rehearsals, tapi my gawdddd...what the hell were those three zebra-like Beetlejuice characters yang terkinja kinja tuh. Azab ok...

And kalao bab operatic, yang higher notes tuh, patutnya memandangkan Candy takleh buat, patutnya meka jemput Nikki nak sedapkan agik lagu yang music memang azab minus one.
Still it was good sebab she was able to perform the song, tapi character tak cukup.

Now this was deserving of the four blue lights ler.



Lagu Bonus - Awas (KRU)/G.I.G(Elite)
What the #$%^&*(!!!! Pakai raincoat lak...murahan tol! Nak ikot Hasnol ke KRU nih. Bangap tul le. Takde bajet ek wardrobe?

Awas couldn't be more bad that KRU live, so ok je. Shawal dan Ebi were the standouts, but the rest in Aswad, Rizal dan Dafi, at least takde ler lupa lirik ke haper, so ok ler.
Busuk tul...step hancur and backing dancer ni cam buang masa je sebab meka pon tatau choreography.

Dak pompuan semua better ler. Candy intro problem sikit, sebab low note dia weak sikit sebab she was dipping tapi for some reason tak sampai.

Mila was the best!!!! Awmigawd...walaopon lagu ni busuk, and brainless pop, she made it fun, cam si Amylea ubah Hak Milik Kekal dulu.

Heliza pon cam semput sikit...aduh. Dia dan Candy cam nyanyi lagu lain lak. Pening aku. They were reduced to back-ups while Mila is starting to become my favourite among the girls.



So Rizal keluar. No surprise. Tuk aku it was only a matter of time sebab dia da terlepas elimination for the past three weeks narrowly and this week, dia yang memang the weakest link.

Minggu depan is where the real battle begins! Sebab starting from next week, it's anyone's game. And I mean anyone can go out...nothing is impossible. Kepada peminat tujuh pelajar yang masih ada dalam Akademi...keep voting and don't get too comfortable with the votes standing...no matter what.

Ni kejutan bila tutup undian at the end of the concert. Aku macam tak caya.

Kedudukan AFUNDI ketika tutup undian Konsert Akademi Fantasia keenam
Ebi - 17%
Mila - 12%
Candy - 12%
Aswad - 11%
Heliza - 10%
Dafi - 10%
Shawal - 9%
Rizal - 9%

And yes, those were the actual standing bila tutup undian. Kira sikit lagi...atau kalao ada double elimination, Shawal would have gone out. Ok ler...nak tidur. Later today sambung entry komentar tidak perlu ok.

PS - Terima kasih tenaga production Akademi Fantasia for that minute of silence, untuk tribute wat the late Azman Ahmad.

Bahan bacaan lain dari peminat-peminat fanatik : (check sendiri tengok sapa update)
Dafi(fanatik tol nih)
Rizal (dia nak Rizal dan Ebi sekali kalao leh)
Heliza (bukan pilihan pertama dia)
Shawal (da awal awal da claim)
Aswad (feveret hang ka?)
Candy (Sabah power!)
Mila (ngaku sebab tengah fofular jer)
Dollah Cantik (sebab meka ni fun!)

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