3 Diva

Yesterday night, all three girls kicked ass!!! Memang malam tiga diva as far as I'm concerned and memang sepatutnya ketiga tiga mereka dapat empat lampu biru yang tak ada fungsi feeling nak jadi Tekaria tuh.

While reality is the chances of any of them winning this competition are virtually zero, we can always hope for a miracle yang orang leh ubah dan tak AFUNDI simpati kerana ada kes eksploitasi anak yatim piatu ke... membotak ke....ada anak dua ke...

But don't hld your breaths. Ok ok...on with my review yang di taip kali kedua sebab Mozilla Firefox hampeh hang tanpa sebab mengakibatkan aku terpaksa taip kali kedua (IE rules!)

Semua Pelajar - Boria AF5
Ok, I really don't know what to make of the intro.

It was cheesy yet in a way fun gak. The outfits were nothing short of horrendous, but true to the spirit of the theme.

Dari perform ni, yang vocally cam bebudak sekolah wat persembahan ketika Hari Penyampaian Hadiah Sekolah Rendah Kampung Pelir Hitam (statement ulangan yang popular). Anyway memacam ler contradiction persembahan ni.

Mungkin gak confusion aku pasal persembahan ni because of that animal that appears to have died on Aswad's head, Perhal la letak extension murahan camtuh.

Yes kiddies, that was a piece of extension wig murahan ala mop yang di gam pada pala dia.

Awat kawan ko tu bughok benor Dharma!

Dari the theme song of Phantom of the Opera, how the hell ler meka ni leh pilih this song. Really makes no sense as both choices just dumbs down the kids.

And bila orang terkenangkan musim kedua kerana bebudak perform Memories, dak production semua wonder why lak.

Cam kesial...

Vocally, cam kumpulan Senario pon ada.
(untuk persembahan bebudak dan untuk mangkuk hayun yang pilih lagu ni)


Dafi - It's Gonna Be Me (N'Sync)
Pehal la dak ni dipakaian beg plastik sampah itam tuh. They could have gotten better than PVC (or better looking leather yang tak nampak murahan, which is so yesterday, yesteryear even!).

Anyway dari saat bukak molt je, it was obvious why he was given this song.

Meka nak wat repeat Amirul ketika Sedang Ingin Bercinta. Kira kalao vocal tak dapat shine, leh la choreography kaburkan mata orang.

Sadly enough, from that aspect, the backing dancers way outshone him. Dahler Corrie ada (besh tengok dia return ke pentas Akademi Fantasia), si Raimee (he is quite a good dancer walaopon dressing ampeh) and Riot (perlu ke?). Have to stress tak paham kenapa Riot dan Kool sibuk sangat...cam ler lagu ni lagu meka. Tak perlu ok!

On that note, ngan dancers outshining him, and vocals yang begitu merdu (if you like the sound of nails on blackboard), ni memang antara show tak perlu of the night. Too bad sebab this was right up his alley, tapi aku awal minggu pun da kata he manages to even make boybands look good...so go figure.

Forget whatever's been said about hard work... results matter. And Ogy was so right pasal him looking lethargic dan tak bermaya.

Deservedly, takde lampu biru. Yes yes...it was going to be him.


Mila - Aku Takkan Bersuara (Nike Ardilla)
Walaupun aku tak nampak relevance (hanya kerana title konon) bebudak bisu tu bawah arahan klon Sherry (tengok video tuh balik kalao tak caya), tapi Mila punya performance memang worthy of standing ovation. Not THE best, but definitely ranks as one of her best.

For me her notes were ok, with minimal mistakes, tapi tempo a little out. Still, tu kesilapan kesilapan yang very minor compared to the powerful performance she gave. Not exactly my favourite song, tapi one of the more memorable shows this season.

Ebi - Kisah Kau Dan Aku (Alleycats)
Sadly I don't think he performed as well as the critics said he did. Vocally biasa saja, but agree with Loloq that it wasn't easy.

Still, sentap gak tengok Ebi losing out to Aswad because he still has a very sellable package in the real world, but if his performance camni nak masuk final, erm...entahler.

Disappointed.


Candy - Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps (Lila Downs)
While I thought she couldn't pull off the whole sexy routine, she did.

I hated the dress yang again cam dari kedai pengantin mana, yang mak andam dia baru siap tanam batu batu lima paket dari SSF lima minit before the show, but everything else looked very period though.

Like Mila, memang performance empat lampu biru sangat ler. She sounded sultry and silky (cam ilan shampoo lak kan). Aku rasa walaopn Ogy kata ada kekurangan sikit seni persembahan dia, again like Mila, minor slips here and there yang forgiveable la sangat.


Shawal - Kaulah Segalanya (Hazrul Nizam)
Alamak spoil mood tol bak Razak Mohaideen...after all, we know what great movies he makes kan.

Still it as a nice idea, and Razak acted better than most of the actors he employs and it was a seamless transition ke performance Shawal ang aku rasa memang ala video clip live.

Nice play on lighting!

Vocally? He did the lower ntes quite well, walaopon sora dia ni shaky sikit kekadang.

With all that said, this is one of Shawal's strongest performances so far, and frankly, one of the many better ones to come...I'm sure.


Heliza - Kesal (Ella)
Korang perasan tak, semakin kurang penyanyi asal yang mai konsert mingguan skang. I mean...not the popular ones la. Aris Ariwatan doesn't count (so..erm...you understand) and

Kool? Who?

Walaupon memula aku gelak abih Norlia Ghani dan Farid Kamil enter frame, aku tetap susah nak enjoy lawak meka sebab dok fokus sangat nak pay attention to Heliza punya moka.

Aku actually da nak putus asa ngan dia with her mundane (being kind here) performances berapa minggu ni. Tambah agik the past week dalam Diarrhea pun azab gak.

But lo and behold!!! The comeback performance of all comeback performances!!!

Walaopon semput dan pancit sikit, dan terpaksa pakai kelambu *urgh!!!* turquoise, memang muslimah rock la (seperti kata Ogy)

Merasalah aku masa tuh tak dok (berdiri kat tepi side wall tuh headbanging cam sakai kena gigit montot ngan kera. Heh!!!! Lantak...janji BEST!

She completed the trio of girls' butt kickin' performance for the night and totally restored my faith in her.

Mintak mintak ler dia keep it up kan.


Aswad - Korban Cinta (Aris Ariwatan)
His hair was as nice as his performance, which isn't saying too much really. Yes, yes, memang di confirmkan. Meka terpaksa gam extension raambut palsu kat pala dia, tu yang nampak...erm...well... make your own comments ler ek.

Still it's amazing what an inferiority complex and male pattern baldness can do to your votes.

Vocally he was decent. I say decent sebab everytime dia perform ok, tetap hanya ngan rock kapak yang da lapuk dua puluh tahun lepas.

Kalao Akademi Fantasia wujud tahun 80an dia leh menang kot.

Tapi naya je kalao kali ni ada juara cam dia. Memang sesuai ler orang brand kan juara kampung sebab takkan ke mana.

Kalao dia menang top three, terbukti ler spekulasi yang Astro memang target dia antara champion dari mula lagi sibuk nak push dia dari awal, siap ngan comparisons to Mawi.

Surprising? Don't think so...


Lagu bonus pelajar perempuan - Joget Lambak (Adam)
Even though I hate the choice of this song, tetapi yang dak pompuan semua pukul abih (pinjam statement Farihad yang popular).

No brainer pop tune yang tak challenging langsung.
(untuk persembahan bebudak dan untuk mangkuk jamban yang pilih lagu ni)


Lagu bonus pelajar lelaki - Wajah Rahsia Hati (Fauziah Ahmad Daud)
Dafi and Ebi (especially Dafi) flat gaban part mana meka tak off, si Aswad body language kekongkangan (all through the show la actually) while I cou;dn't really make out Shawal's voice. A waste of time and nothing more.


And the outcome? Yer... tak mengejutkan (at least not for me ler). Ngan push for Aswad gaining momentum ngan konsert minggu lepas, dan isu Diari bab pala dia yang selicin lantai balai ketibaan KLIA tuh, as well as the choice of song which pandered to his limited abilities and the seeming agenda nak push him antara favourite, Aswad melonjak agik.

Ngan minggu depan last week, jangan terkejut kalau ada kezutan dan lebih dari sorang yang tersingkir since au da speku dari awal.

Jadi ke tak tatau le....Astro kan suka kalo orang da predict meka sangup tak buat.

So....vote all out ler next week kalao sayangkan your favourites, because at the moment, Shawal dan Candy, two good performers and with overall package nak berjaya int he business is in danger.

Kedudukan peratusan AFUNDI selepas konsert
Aswad 20%
Mila 16%
Ebi 15%
Heliza 14 %
Candy 12%
Shawal 12%
Dafi 10%

Habih je konsert, kuar ngan the whole gang of kengkawan, more than dozen of us, tuk bersidang skali lagik tuk sesi carutan post concert. Kali ni kami di join oleh Aznil and Co.

Thanks again so much Aznil for spending the time and explaining so much.

Walaopon kekadang geram gimik ko tak menjadi, you still rock, and definitely...without a doubt, you ARE part of Akademi Fantasia, no matter ada yang suka ke tak. No one can deny that.

Dan tima kasih Aznil kerana mengiktiraf the term DIARRHEA! Matilah carutan katanya yang diterima with a touch of humour. You rock la!

Ok ok...sambung later or esok ok...

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Heroes, Dolls and Models

Hari ni malas nak layan Diarrhea.

Instead, nak layan balik Heroes dan skali review. Watched Episode 20 titled Five Years Gone a few days ago and wanted to review it, but didn't know how.

Awmigawd!!! Honestly, how do you review ths episode! Everything in it is a potential spoiler.

Tim Kring has kept his word that season one of Heroes will be made up of three episodes, so episode 21, 22 and 23 will be a three in one special finale episode broken up.

And in episode 20, it's a spoiler of sorts over how many Heroes are actually going to die. A total of FOUR!!! Including some characters I absolutely adore. Shit!

And no, Sylar is NOT one of them.

In fact, if you have watched episode 18 (sucks to be you ler kalao masih tunggu Astro tayangkan), you would of course have witnessed that minor showdown of Sylar versus Peter kan? Ni ada agik...

Erm...the episode if titled Five Years Gone sebab Hiro has gne into the future, and basically, you've time travelled to the ending of the season. So banyak sangat spoilers over how things will turn out. Or so we're led to believe.

Aduh! Seriously mind boggling siot episode kali ni. And they think TV is supposed to be relaxing?

It's been that long since a TV show piqued my interest, and has kept it up twenty episode later, if not increased it to the levels of fanaticism. Rugi tol sapa tak tengok.

Forget Lost ke 24 ke...Prison Break ke. Heroes is the only show yu HAVE to watch.

Pada sapa yang kaki Heroes, and you guys, like me, are suckers for punishment dan nak tau spoiler tuk the final three episodes, Entertainment Weekly magazine ada wat special coverage with hints and spoilers siot.

Yang pentingnya, siap ada outline for musim kedua which will be called Generations.
And for that, they've come out with a series of five covers for EW (gila ke haper!...but good luck getting them all here)

But the covers are so awesome aku tamau kecikkan the pics, so enjoy them.

Funky assed covers! Best gila tengok!!! Kalao korang layan Heroes dan nak tau sangat spoilers or wanna get more hints on what's going to happen, head over to the Entertainment Weekly site for their cover story.

Be warned though, memang banyak sangat ler info pasal upcoming episodes as well as a little on the upcoming season. So don't say you weren't warned. Kalao nak tau gak, CLICK HERE to read.

Argh...need some brainless entertainment. Time to watch the end of The Pussycat Dolls Presents : The Search For The Next Doll. Sapa yang gatal bagik spoiler Asia menang sebelom aku sempat download the final episode arituh? Keji!!! Skang da tak surprise agik...

And also my dose of America's Next Top Model cycle 8 yang aku abaikan for last week since Heroes made a return.

Oh back on Heroes, also CLICK HERE for the official site for more info or watch streaming video.

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Mr Carrefour

Semalam nak update pepanjang sikit. Yerlah, I've been so knackered out lately that my heart hasn't been into updating my blog. Kesian lak sayang aku yang paling setia melayan segala meroyan aku ni.

Started the day yesterday ngan assignment together ngan si Farihad.

Sebenarnya first assignment tuh dia punya. Temankan je. Untuk Berita Harian punya spread this weekend pasal Mawi punya koleksi kasut.

So met up Mawi and Co lepak kat opis Mawi Wrld Sdn Bhd kat Taman Desa. Abang Wan ada, si Nasser as well as Yus (tol kan...lupa lak nama dia) pon ada.

Ada ler office meka ni berubah sikit sebab some work has been done since last I dropped by some time ago.

Still, lom fully operational lagik office meka ni.

Aku slalu kalao masuk, terpegun tengok all the trophies yang dipamerkan. Honestly, apart from an AIM, this boy seems to have won almost everything out there.

Kira an AIM je ler needed to complete the collection.
Koleksi terbaru yang di bawa si Yus, ialah piala dari Hits 1 yang baru tuh.

Tapi among the whole collection, there is one shelf yang aku paling suka tengok, which is of course the first yang Mawi penah menang.

Which is the whole collection of Akademi Fantasia wins dari way back then.

Honestly, one thing about the show yang no matter how hanjeng it gets, is how the ttrophies are the best looking. Hope they don't change that ler musim ni, seeing as to how everything yang ok pun meka nak burukkan.

So start ler snappy some pics here and there.

Yang at the top tuh of course koleksi kasut dia yang including the Gucci and his Louis Vuittons among the standard Nike and Adidas variety. Tu baru part of it, malas nak pose kan semua kasut dia. Banyak sangat.

The top right pic yang miscellaneous trophies which include yang dari Anugerah Bintang Popular and Hits 1.
Yang favourites kat bawah ni.

Lepak dalam an hour or so, kami pun semua bergerak to Carrefour Wangsa Maju.

Bukan nak shopping (not planned at least).

Sebenarnya event nih. Si Mawi jadik duta Carrefour.

Kalau dulu in 2002 and 2003 keja Carrefour gaji RM700 hingga RM900 sebulan, skang four years later sign lak deal enam angka with the same hypermarket jadi duta.

Talk about your fairytales come true kan?

Malas nak amik many pics, sebab ramai sangat orang. But managed to take one of the signs they posted about the hypermarket umumkan the event. Amik ko! Mawi Live to all die hard fans.

Erm...siapa la meka amik tuk buat benda tuh. I guess you can't complain cause all the money went into Mawi's endorsement da kan? Matilah mencarut je keja.

Pas abih, which by then we were joined by Rudy, plan nak gerak balik office. Tapi biasala kalao da shopaholics unite, apa lagi?

Wajib at least pusing satu round ler, walaopon there was nothing that we wanted to get.

Don't you just hate the feeling of going back empty handed (true words of a shopaholic)

In the end, after something like an hour or two time off to browse around the whole of Carrefour, ni ler hasil apa yang kami pick up.

Walaupon nothing of interest katanya, sempat agik grocery shopping.

Matilah aku...aduh....gatal tol.

Don't get me wrong ek...that's not all mine. We managed to load the trolley up to the brim later, tapi ni inclusive of Farihad dan Rudy punya barang as well.

Thank goodness I didn't feel all that guilty sebab ada geng shpahlic skali... kalao tak harus ler overwhelmed by guilty by the end of it.

Dalam bebanyak area kami survey in Carrefour ni, we noticed that most of the displays were just plain boring. Yerlah. Again, don't think they realised the impact of displays in the bulk retail line.

Mesti pikir wajib orang gi sana main borong everything je kan? How about casual shoppers like us? You need to entice us to part with our money (memang cari penyakit kan?)

Honestly though, memang most of the displays ni cam keja malas stack sana sini and throw together whatever's closest at their disposal so that there is some semblance of a display there.

Ok, fine. It's a damn hypermarket. They don't need to place so much emphasis on that... but hey...nothing wrong with jazzing up the place a little kan.

The only display that had even the most remte hint of creativity...tu pun quite busuk gak ler, was somewhere in the hardware or pets section.

Tengok jer ler pic kat bawah ni.

Tu dia!!!! Sial tul display ni. Aku jalan lalu tuh tak perasan. I was actually loking at the top row of cages and as my view moved downwards to the ones on the floor, one glance tu kat benda dalam the cage, melompat aku terkejut.

Ingat binatang apa yang beso tuh yang aku tak notice. Rupanya it was a bloody doft toy which they stuffed in the cage.

Heh...seb baik tak melatah dalam terkejut tuh.

Oh well...called it a day and headed back to the office. Ada banyak gak keja ler nak siapkan lagi.

Sampai je bebudak bagitau, Wednesday ni pindah bahagian baru.

You see our office skang in the two buildings, banyak renovation. So mana yang renovated je, akan di occupied immediately.

So our side punya new lot da renovate ampir siap, so we're moving next door to a bigger, better, brighter place.

Or so I thought.

Excited gak nak tengok the new area, so popped down the second floor from the fourth to see the new area we'll be moving to.

Words fail me...

As you can see, for some reason, fluorescent pink, blue and yellows dominate the desk (and lighting panels too...not so noticeable in the pics)

Very the colours of Rangoli. Apparently someone decided that the basic colours of the printing plate (those mentioned and black) would be the theme of the office.

Er...supposed abstract representation of the fact we're working in a paper ler.

How profound.

Anyways, the place is nicer, we got a decent pantry area, and most importantly, a smoking room!

Morale has been kind of low since a year ot two ago when they banned smoking in the corridors. Sebelom ni, office kami yang paling envied because you can literally smoke anywhere.

Ok ler...nevermind. I can always go shopping for some stuff to erm...put my personal touch to the place. Wonder where my collection of disco balls are....

Nanti aku letak pic pas we move.

Finished my stuff, and watched Diarrhea.

Today has got to be one of the most boring Diarrhea ever. Takder ler per per teruk ke apa apa...just none of it was worth mentioning.

Pening gak meka sibuk nak korek sangat pasal cita personal Heliza ni.
Raimee di pasang ler jadik kaki korek among bebudak. Dari Mila cita pasal background dia, ke si Candy...sampai turn Heliza dia got nothing to say.

So minus Heliza, meka bertiga cita pasal dia speku ler pasal ada boyfriend ke apa ke.

They may just need to understand some people just don't feel it's necessary to open up, or sometimes people just believe that they are entitled to their own personal space.

Hmm..ada tujuan je nak expose dia ni depan camera lebih beriya. Kali ni selah Astro memilih juara dan yang dikehendaki sendiri and basically guides the viewers through the process by manipulating the votes by choosing what to air.

So much for freedom of choice.

Mmm...dak laki semua pon kaki ngumpat ek.

Vocally, up to semalam, Ebi for some reason is struggling, and so is Shawal. Ebi appears to be having more problems though,while si Shawal kira ok lagik.

Si Dafi? Erm...

Minggu ni kira minggu Aswad. Dahler dapat ler AFUNDi bebanyak akibat dieksploitasikan Astro, lagu bonus sap sap suwey ler lagu Boria Anak Tanjung.

Joget Lambak is such a stupid song for lagu bonus.

Or is it? A lagu bonus I mean...

Asalnya kata Jangan Cepat Marah, Wajah Rahsia Hari and the theme to Phantom of the Opera lagu bonus. I'm getting confused here. Ok ok..I may have missed something here.

Oh who cares. Matilah tetap lagu favourites aku akan butchered if they perform it.

Heliza ada apa tuh? Ketuat? (Is that how you spell it?) Nak gi klinik. How...erm...interesting.

Skali check sora ek Heliza. Because you can't make it this week kalao you sing like that.

Candy did ok tapi masaalahnya dia feel bosan kali ni. Hopefully she'll buck up.

Mila is straining herself, and Aswad is boring.

Alamak...kelas enter frame ratu dapur lak. How surprising that kelas Bahasa Inggeris jadi cooking class. Elok la tuh. Mesti dia lama da angan nak ganti Chef Wan ke Chef Zam.

What the #$% is pizza mee sedap! It really looks gross!

Arghh...bored to death. Got on the phone dan call Alam sebab perasan iklan promo tuk event Kaki Wayang Astro yang meka dk nak tayangkan where Alam and Anuar took lucky winners to Hollywood.

Al kisahnya masa Alam dan Anuar kat sana, dapat jumpa idola zaman meka. Rick Astley.

Oh nevermind...

Nak makan jap...jap lagik Diarrhea nak on.

PS - Malas nak debat pasal AFMASUK pas tengok Debat Akademi Fantasia malam tadi. Que sera sera. Kalau berani, buatlah kalao nak merasakan kemarahan peminat.

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Chilli sauce equals flatulence

Walaupun ketinggalan zaman sikit. Ni carutan Diarrhea semalam da ari ni. Compact gituh all in one.

Malas nak blog lebih. Biasa lah towards the end of the week, sibuk sikit.
Esok pree ler. Leh cita lebih sikit pasal tadik. Heh...

Untuk Diarrhea hari Selasa.

Why ler they roping in Syafi bab nak kenen kenen si Shawal ngan Noni. Bodoh ker haper. And of course si Khairul Najmi kena la enter frame. Tak sesuai.

Kena paksa lak si Shawal ni nak cakap rindu pelbagai. Cam kesial! Arghhh!!! What's with trying to pair the kids up and all???!!!

A lot of stuff is just pure silly.

Si Aznil konon kata tiba tiba seorang pelajar muncul nak luahkan perasaan.

Padahal, si Askrul umpan tuk nak bukak topic. And guess what? Khairul Najmi dok sibuk nak enter frame agik jadik diva tuk camera.

"Some people in life they corner here corner there, you're like me... sincere."
Bleurrrghhh!! Angkat bakul sendiri lak.

Aduh...

Bab latihan ala koir lak pening aku. Aduh they were just all over. Takpe Syafi sayang...just forget it and move on to their song assignments jer.

Seperti biasa, ada je sesi borak ketika makan. Erm...ada lagik Khaitul Najmi? Dia ni takde keja langsung ke dok skulking around the Akademi jer.

Mila bab duty nak kemaskan bebenda kat dapur, tapi si Ebi dan Heliza yang wat keja. Hah... how interesting. NOT!!!

Erm, Mila dan Heliza ni headbanging. How interesting. NOT!!!

Khairul Najmi appearing in the background... not even worth mentioning. Ada je dia...

Oh great. Kelas dia lak.

Korang perasan tak...rambut dia dan Aswad sepesen.

Erm...the only thing interesting in his class was si Ebi kentut...lagi.

I didn't cringe at that. I just cringed again at the standard of English which was painfully

horrendous.

Erm bab Shawal konon kena mintak restu from Aswad for the hand of his daughter in marriage ada makna ke. Padahal si Dafi kata Ebi jadik pilihan..kenapa dia ke Aswad ek time bab anak ni.

Speku!

Sempat tergelak si Ebi nari keam kabut, while si Shawal joget ala Elite lak. Aduh pecah perot tengok dua orang ni.

Er...camna budak budak ni tau ek pasal Zombi Kampung Pisang. That's strange. Didn't the movie come out when the Akademi was already in?Ke ada lak tengok dalam Akademi.

Oh promo rupanya...oh well at leasdt ending ada Shawal kalahkan Candy tuk pose Perhaps,

Perhaps, Perhaps.

Untuk Diarrhea hari Rabu.

Hari ni lak meka try nak hint something's going on between Heliza dan Shawal.

Come on ler, nama masuk tuk belajar. Tapi cara buat cam meka ni nak je try and pair people off for every opportunity possible.

Si Shawal showed Candy how it's done. Nampaknya Candy tak reti nak be sexy, while si Shawal overdose lak gedik.

Aswad lak kena ajar feel lak.

Honestly time ni, aku terfikir, apa guna tenaga pengajar kali ni. Si Raimee banyak lagik mengajar dari si Linda Jasmine. Kalao semua cikgu bak assistant, baik mintak assistant meka ajar from the start, takyah meka pose muka lak every week.

I seriously have doubts why Raimee is teaching them the choreography for their body movements tuk meka yang tak perlu dance routines, sebab tu melibatkan feel, and that falls into the work area of kak Fati or even Chedd.

This is the problem of Akademi Fantasia...ramai yang nasihat, all different, dan akibatnya, kelam kabut performance bebudak ni tatau nak layan sapa.

Why is Aznil constantly forcing people, konon vote for the champion sebab da minggu kelapan, da kena ada target for choice of juara.

It's a little weird, but musim ni je yang masuk da minggu kelapan, none look appropriate sebagai juara or even top three. I mean, I think those like Candy, Mila and Ebi and Shawal stand out, but not quite material for juara kalao banding musim musm lain.

Bab luahan Candy tuh was a waste of time. I suppose meka nak humanise her (ada ker such a term), but it was just boring.

Aswad kata pakai topi sebab konon takde gel la, tak sempat ler nak wat rambut and all, tu yang pakai rambut.

Nampak sangat inferiority complex pasal male pattern baldness dia.

Dia siap mintak potong rambut sikit tuh...yang strange tuh, ada ke rambut nak potong. Erm... why am I reminded of Humpty Dumpty.

"Tak hensem ke ni?"

Er...you think???!!!

Great! Ko ajar bebudak grooming, pastuh paint a picture of them being vain lak. Hish...

The arts and crafts thing was weird. Kesian Shawal buat tuk Noni sebab "Shawal rapat ngan dia...dan atas permintaan ramai."

Nampak sangat dia pn aware meka cam paksa dia sangat pasang ngan Noni nih. Sheesh!
Heliza wat tuk camera? Well ok then...

Kelas kak Fati, she told them to take time off and go about the Akademi and try and be more aware of things they never noticed. I don't think she meant Shawal going under the meja makan, or Mila bawah meja buffet. Weird tol how these kids think.

Second round of exercise to wander around the corners, visualise mana member yang kena eliminate usually goes to and does what, and also to look for a spot they'd miss if they left the Akademi.

Er...kenapa focus Heliza ek? Budget dia kuar ek?

Among the places yang bebudak nostalgia.

Aswad - Bilik Hotlink tempat RIzal slalu lepak
Ebi - ruang makan mana semua slalu berkumpul

Shawal - bilik vocal sebab dulu penoh tak cukup ruang time reramai. Also dapur sebab girls area, dan dance studio sebab tu tempat dia takut

Mila - at the piano teringat Afiq bagi dia support masa that horrendous Gotta Tell Me week.
Obviusly no one else said anything significant.

Adnan's class was an eye opener.

Dafi may just be below even the average boyband standard.

Shawal struggle nak hit some notes.

Ebi doesn't know how to enjoy his song, or sebut 'kasih' right, or at least he's worried about it.

Mila is prone to screaming. Still.

One of the few Jasmi Rejab classes revealed a lot too.

How he thinks skin tight jeans is still funky despite him looking like he has matchstick thin legs (so Eighties!!!). How he thinks rolling up hs sleeves makes him extra butch despite the voice.
The point of the lesson? Nak bagik meka betolkan posture. Mila nak ikat rambut to allow her to balance the book while walking.

Aswad lak ada naturally minimal resistance sebab walaopon licin, ada sikit agik leftover enough to hold the book in place.

Lum pe pe da sesi makan. Nampaknya si Ebi ni ada rahsia kenapa kentut power. Sebab makan apa pon bubuh sos cili. Nasi lemak khabarnya pun ek...anything and everything. The secret of endless flatulence kot.

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Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter F

Ni lak nak sambung entry pasal Monday lak. After I got down for Genting, of course headed down to Astro for another assignment. Benda aku nak meroyan ni pasal the beautification and landscaping works yang tak abih kawasan ni.

Da two weeks in a row, kalao ikut jalan Kelab Lumba Kuda tuh mesti jam.

Why?

Sebab from the highway exit crawling all the way to the roundabout and the turn off to the Palace Of The Glden Horses and also towards Taman Teknologi Malaysia ni dahler sempit, bottle neck punya jalan, da dua minggu berturut turut, rush hour aku tengok kawasan ni tambah sesak sebab mangkuk jalan mana ntah mintak meka tanam pokok tepi jalan siang siang banyak keta ni.

Bodoh tol. Kalau sekali takpe. Minggu lepas da kena sekali. This week was the same shit. Memang tak abih ler kalao satu dua pokok tanak amik seminggu dua nih. Bangap

Actully I don't think they were planting anything, but they just loved to torture people by blocking the narrow road... sebab tak nampak pon sorang pun yang bekerja. Like last week, they were all huddled with their equipmnt and stuff, muking about, just causing a traffic jam.

What a horrible waste of time. Pas abih assignment kat Astro, aku pun gerak ke Cheras ada hal sikit nak settle.

Cadang memula nak balik ke opis, abihkan story, then balik rehat sebab mata pon da lebam da ni. Still not enough rest, despite getting just a little more sleep in Genting, it was not enough nak catch up with the amount I needed to make up for the lack of throughout the whole week before.

Tapi petang lak ada ne more assingment, kali ni kat Habib Jewels kat Ampang.
Hah...which leads me to an interesting trivia question.
|Teka milik artis mana kah kaki artis ni? Kalau biasanya dia dikenali ngan kasut tumit tinggi je!

Kalau anda ikutkan clue yang diberikan, dan anda nyatakan...Fazura...anda memang betul. Matilah aku kena carut ngan Fazura kang. Heh..habih trademark kasut tinggi.

Ampun Fazura. Tamau kena tampo ngan selipar jepun ko lak.

Si Fazura ni actually hadir sekali ngan si Fahrin ke Habib dan lepak sama ngan kami. They were the other two celebs yang ada, so apa lagi?

Sesi carutan yang amat ler. Sekali sekala jumpa, anyam ler ketupat. SI Farihad lak yang paling rajin pot pet ngan Fazura ler.

Fahrin lak dok kena usik pasal nasi ayam (padan moka, da tau Habib ni dekat je cawangan kedai tuh kan).

Heh...everyone was fair game.

Mawi yang ada sekali pening je nak layan kami kecoh, tapi last last join.

It was actually a simple event sebab sebenarnya Habib tengah ada clearance sale ke sale haper, sampai 70%.Kira Mawi wat appearance dan mini show ler sambil si Fahrin dan Fazura ni pon datang mai lambai lambai.

Most of the items tak menangkap minat aku sebab honestly, Habib punya jewellery nih, tua sangat designs dia. Very the sesuai tuk makcik makcik le though there were ne or tw baubles yang caught my eye.

Aku hanya mampu tarik nafas and walk away sebelom trgoda nak berbelanja.

Siot je...time ada duit, ada sale ni...seksa tol.

But managed to stand my ground and walk out of the shop without spending anthing (unbelieveable kan?)

Feels good!

I may just be a reformed shopaholic!

NOT!

Sempat ler talk to Mawi pasal Shahrill ni sebab Mawi pun minat magic nak berguru kan? Si Shahrill lak pon minat Mawi so ok ler dia dapat ajar Mawi. Bukan senang nak jumpa capable magician nak ajar woo!!!

We'll see where that goes dan apa apa kang, keep posted for developments. Had a bite to eat upstairs, we all headed down again. Cramped the elevator between the few of us (teringat kentut Ebi dan bayangkan kalao aku lepas bom apa jadik)

Lepak kejap lagi, walaupun resisting temptation tapi usha gak ler beberapa items on sale ngan si Farihad dan Fazura. Si Fahrin dok tepi je sebab dia tak larat shopaholics nak brwsing ni (sebenarnya nak keja masuk jumpa seseorang kan, heh!) Erm...kenapa ramai sangat kawan nama start F ni.

Decided to leave the shop...but not before si Botak tunjuk hobby dia yang dulu number one (selain mancing - matilah aku kena carut kang!) sebelom digantikan ngan magic, which is photography!

What's with the hat la??? Ngada tol botak ni. Tak lama agik kamera tuh kompol habuk ler bila asik dok main magic je. Masa mini show kat Habib pun dia selit gak aksi dia.

Headed back home, emailed stories and felt comatose sebenarnya tapi tahan sebab tamau tidur awal sangat. Harus ler pagi pagi buta bangun kang kalao sleep to early....besides da letih sangat ni yang susah nak tidur.

So what did I do? Nak tidur ni amik ler ubat yang sesuai.

Yes I watched Diarrhea laporn kedua minggu kelapan!

Alamak....da dapat reward tuh let it be a proper reward ler. Ni main paintball lak.

Sheesh! Alamak...si chef Adabi tuh ada.

And susah susah nak kuar nak reward jumpa lak tenaga pengajar kat sana. I know if I were the kids I know who I would have shot.

By the way korang perasan tak perlu ke bunting dan poster Adabi kat background tuh. Ada je...
Ganas gak si Mila ni. I wouldn't having her on my team kalao camni.

Abang Adnan kuar dulu kan? (kena hentam ngan tiga pelajar) Then Khairul Najmi yang pepandai tembak cameraman (go Dafi go Ebi). Power gak si Heliza...nampaknya the girls rocked!!!! Si Roslan pon kena tembak. Er si Dr Love ni kenapa?

Masuk sesi motivasi lak, rasa ngarut je nak discuss pasal sapa sanggup nak ganti tempat yang tersingkir. Hish...siap projection and all punya presentation. Erm...ni cam motivational seminar tuk corporate strategy je. Come on!

These kids are not deep enough to understand all this. Forget the metaphors and get more literal with these kids on more direct relevancy.

Alamak...da masuk da mamat haidresser ni nak promo Loreal. Nampaknya si Dafi seronok je main ngan rambut Candy ni ek.

Moka Shawal kena ngan mamat hairdresser ni cam tension abih. Heh...who wouldn't be?
Rambut Aswad leh wat apa apa ke? Cuba bukak headband tuh nak top depan yang membotak first of all. So in the end, rambut Ebi jer ler jadik mangsa. Lepas geam nampaknya si Aswad ni sampai si Ebi ni terbakar lak telinga.

Kelakar ler Aznil umum masaalah teknikal AF Xtra kat broadband ni tapi tetap mntak orang langgan. Perah jangantak perah.

Ebi at least kena sikit sikit je, si Heliza melecur lak tangan ek nak wat rambut Mila. Elok tuh....masuk Akademi, last last cedera sebab wat benda tak perlu.

Si Dr Love lak syok sendiri, dan end up nak style kan si Aswad, yang nampaknya cam furball by the end of it. hah...nampak terus balding pattern pala dia. Nampaknya inferiority complex si Aswad pasal rambut nih. You should...

Last last tak pakai headband ni...rambut semua sapu ke depan lak.

Awmnigawd!!! Perlu ke nak hairstylist ni with the silly games.

Aswad tanya rambut ok? Aku tanya balik ni...rambut apa?

Takpe la...janji tak nampak headband kepam dia lagik tuh.

Ebi nampak smart tapi that's given da. Please ler potong rambut ddia.

Dafi dan Candy memasing rambut sama je...erm...Mila punya rambut lak cam kejung. Si Shawal pun needs a proper cut and not the nerdy lok yang stakat nak pakai wax dan spray.

Eh eh..si Roslan ada masa evaluation. FINALLY!

Stuju pasal Heliza ni gedil masih tak amik pot. Si Shawal dipuji showmanship, which I agree too.

Aswad di puji hanya sebab better than expected? But then again. apa sangat expectations kat dia nih? Hish...maintain a uniform standard la...not apply differently to different students.

Ebi was mostly comments pasal posture which affected his vice. Bab Dafi kata singing dia improve (gelak sat). Bab attitude dia aku stuju la at least dia leh accept challenges. That much I have to give credit to him.

Si Candy kena tegur pasal voice control. Stuju ngan Syafi sangat because she doesn't know what to do with her powerful voice.

Mila perasan kelemahan dia senfiri which is a good sign, walaopon mistakes dia not too noticeable.

And that was it...ngantuk terus aku....

PS - Malam ni aku update pasal Diarrhea semalam dan malam ni. Also nak komen sikit pasal Astr yang ngok sibuk prkatakan nak AFMASUK, yang kecoh dari semalam. Padahal sebelom ni tak abih2 stiap hari setiap minggu laungkan pergi tak kembali. Biasa la... layan lagu tema Apprentice jer...money money moneyyyyy...MONEY!!!!!!

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