I'm feeling...

Hari ni spent the whole day about.

Lazy and yet about.

Nak elak sebenarnya nak memikirkan apa yang boleh mengusutkan fikiran aku dalam nak menghadapi kerja banyak akan datang. What with the upcoming workload... a new business... and many more projects upcoming. I really don't need any emotional drama.

Yang menyayangi esok pun da start kerja balik. Two weeks no contact sebab nun jauh. Rindu bakal menyusul.

Tapi benda yang paling mengusik hati aku sekarang ialah seseorang aku pernah bayangkan as THE PERFECT ONE, menjelma kembali dalam hidup aku.

Ceritanya begini. Aku ni kalao suka kat orang, and I mean really, really, like... aku akan berubah dalam sekelip mata. Dari perangai gila, kecoh dan psycho aku yang whirlwind on speed, aku akan diam, dan terus terpaku sahaja pada wajah orang tu. Biar rupa orang tu menarik ataupun tidak bagi orang lain - wajahnya itu la yang akan menjadi pujaan hatiku.

Dan itu yang berlaku kali pertama aku kenal DIA.

Kawan atas kawan, si Dia ni memang pernah aku nampak sekali dua sebelum ni. Memang mata melekat la bijik mata tak tanggal, not even a blink. Do you believe in love at first sight? I don't. It's lust at first sight - sebab physical attraction kan since you know nothing about that person.

Well, dalam hidup aku ni, I have been proven wrong. TWICE.

Sekali tu bila orang tu aku baru kenal, dia sudahpun melanjutkan pelajaran ke luar negara ni, bumped into me during an event.

I think of myself as a good judge of people. I can size up people generally pretty well and make what a person is like within a minute or so after meeting them. I'm hardly fazed by looks when it comes to instant reading of a person.

And the second person yang mampu make me feel like that ni - instantly aku da bayangkan dia ni jenis camna. And memang betul - sebab my best friend ni, best friend ngan dia.

Needless to say, I pursued it half-heartedly sebab I knew I never stood a chance. So admire dari sebatu je la.... tak pernah aku suarakan isi hati. Besides, that crap about being honest with your feelings and all only works in cheesy movies which make a ton of money ONLY if it stars Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts or possibly Hugh Grant. I'm more Bridget Jones on a bad day.

So anyway... the first person ever - si Dia ni lah.

Aku terbodoh dua tiga kali pertama nampak dia dari jauh. My world stopped. I was in pause mode. I felt things moving in slow motion - and a corny soundtrack was playing in the background (actually it was more like traffic noise la.. but setting indah sikit la nak imagine tuk feeling sikit)

And then finally aku dapat kenal dia... (thanks to abang Lan). We exchanged numbers and became friends.

Then aku dapat tau. Dia da pun berumahtangga. Siap ada anak. Aduh...

Sedih gila time tu sampai aku emotionally shutdown. Matilah terus reformat pemikiran aku elak dia to avoid going crazy sebab ingatkan da jumpa THE ONE.

Anyway beberapa minggu lalu Dia terjumpa aku kat Facebook. Dia request nak add aku and hantar mesej as warm as ever.

Aku memang tak click approve sebab kan aku kata Facebook is for networking with people in the industry and apart from the few cousins and very old schoolmates, aku takkan add orang lain. Not to mention ada yang binatang binatang sedih dalam Facebook ni suka main add je orang tersayang kita pakai 'People You May Know' nya application.

Aku check friends list Dia.

Memang none of my friends linked ngan Dia. Lega.... ni bukan jenis gila artis nya kaki main add je. Dia memang tak penah amik pot pun dunia hiburan. Dia ni orang sukan. Penah wakili negara dan penah menang pingat pun mengharumkan nama negara di majlis sukan berprestij tak lama dulu.

So aku biarkan request tu in my list. Aku tak ignore pun.

Tapi bila tenung balik semua pics dia... dan kemudian masuk blog dia yang aku berjaya cari dari hasil Google, aku rasa setiap patah perkataan dia tulis tu... aduh... hati aku menyeru untuk menghubungi dia. I mean... bukan dia wat salah kat aku pun. Dia memang baik gila, berbudi bahasa dan caring...

So skang dilema. Patut ke aku at least try and be friends? Takut melarat lak. Nak ignore dan lupakan easier said than done. I can forget losers who have been in the past - it's easy because they gimme a reason to (again Boo, not you - matilah kan nak letak disclaimer je tuk elak salah paham padahal target sekor binatang tuh)

Entahla... argh... sakit jiwa camni. Heh... tolak tepi. Da ada orang yang sayang aku tanak pikirkan sangat. I guess it's true kan... it's not about what you want... it's about what you have.

Sigh... anyway guys... nak avoid all this, layan je movie kat laptop ni sejurus pulang ke rumah. Then Youtube. Anyway... here's a pop quiz.

Guess what this traffic policeman is doing?



Can you say Starbucks tip? Oh who knows. Just was alerted of this video which just popped up on Youtube and wondering.... does this shit actually still happen? Where's the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission when you need them? Don't they know this shit increases (ask any Malaysian) whenever the economic pinch is felt. This taints the name of the police force cause people tend to make a generalisation - which is not always fair as I know quite a few honest policemen personally.

Note to authorities : Please look into this and NO, I am NOT the owner of this video nor do I own the Youtube account in question which uploaded the video.

Sigh.... ok.. going to enjoy my last free moments. Things can busy from next week (and tomorrow busy day for meet-ups as well)

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Pumped

Went for the Astro Kirana Short Films awards. Capek banget sebenarnya. Was so tired and sleepy. With my irregular sleeping pattern akibat batuk dua hari sebab dok telan ubat batuk, hari ni memang aku zombie sangat.

Day out started with lunch ngan Faz at Chilli's in 1 Utama and then nak beli barang sikit.

Then ke rumah dia, bersiap for the event, before we headed to the KL Convention Centre.

Ramai gak kengkawan yang aku kenal... but malas bagai nak snappy pics sangat. I was seriously just a walking shell, and my head had begun hurting.

But lepak berlawak ngan kengkawan ngan pasal, pala jadik ringan la sikit and semangat nak go on. Walaopon invite kata 7pm, tapi sampai ko 9pm nunggu, aku masih leh lagik standing. Enough to even kacau Aizat and Liyana.

CAK!!! Surprise!!!


Tired...but not enough to stop me documenting one for the fashion files.

Fashionistas, take note if you're interested to know what Faz wore, here's the complete look. She wore this lovely simple black jacket, which had pleated details in the back, and mini puffed sleeves and a cinched waist which accentuated her slim figure and assets and made it a more va-va voom curvaceous look. With a simple black top, and a pair of stressed jeans (which is so the look - stressed, not ripped), she was channeling Gwyneth.

Ngan Syazwan dan peminat No 1 Muzaffar dari Astro Awani(note the Chanel clutch)


Simple and chic, my fave parts of her outfit had to be the subtle accessorising which lent a more wow factor to the whole look. Cue : belt and shoes.

This edgy but cute Ralph Lauren belt is a stunner. So my taste!


Dig those Chanels. I think they were about 5 inches. Loved the look cause I just thought they popped and kudos to Faz who braved the five minute shoes and proved she could make it five hour shoes with no problem


Since it was a semi casual event, and not really your regular outfit for the red carpet, and aku suka gila that Faz can show a different side to her fashionable approach apart from her usual trademark girly sweetness.

Aku start je event aku gi tidur kat keta. Sad but true. Aku tired out gila.

Recharged body batt for karaoke later pas done and supper joined by Ted and Bonita.

Masa parking kat Pavilion (since we went to the Red Box there) spotted this car.

WOW!




Everything from the simple make up of the body kit to the paint work and the meters popping out the side of the hood made it a centrepiece for sure. Too bad the owner couldn't afford to get a better artist as the spartans from the 300 theme was not as impressive.

Quite horrible and comic like actually.

Anyway, had about two and a half hours of karaoke, and am tired out... AGAIN.

Need to recharge fully. Night, guys...


PS - Managed to catch the repeat of the results show. Was right about Adam, and even about Kris who I don't quite mind seeing in the top 12 though sad for Kai. Also not happy Jasmine is out but Allison definitely performed the best among the girls for yesterday's show. Hoping Kai and Jasmine make it through wildcard.


PPS - Karl, America's Next Top Model Cycle 12 starts on 4th March so I will try and update on that kalao sempat.

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Cough cough...

˙ƃuɐɾuɐɯ ɐlıƃ ƃuɐɹo ɯɐɔ ʞnʇɐq nʞɐ ˙llɐ ʇɐ llǝʍ ƃuılǝǝɟ ʇou ˙ʎɐpoʇ pǝɹoq os sɐʍ

Ok... I did feel just like all over the place just like that cause I was coughing my brains out. Da dua hari actually. Tu yang asik dok umah, cause the cough mixture makes me so drowsy... so keja asik tido je. Kalao tak, tak bermaya semacam.

So spent the day in front of my laptop layan anything and everything. Especially Facebook chatting with some friends in the business.

Damn. I used to hate Facebook so much I hope I don't get addicted.

How rude!


Anyway spent time deleting some 'friends' in my list cause they do nothing but spam me.

This is TOO true!


Also tried to remove an image of me I didn't like in friends' album. Didn't want to just untag it, but remove it totally. Akibatnya ni keluar.



Bloody hell! They read my mind! The photo was bloody unflattering (cue my so-called friends rushing to check out which one I meant) - and apparently, I wasn't the first to have the thought of trying to report an image to have it forcibly removed. Heh... matilah ko! Facebook IS indeed evil!!! Heh...

No action for today apart from that. Boring day takpe la.. da semakin dekat waktu sibuk.

By the way, korang read today tak pasal the damn higher toll charges to be implemented on 1 March?

It cover five freaking highways including the North-South Expressway (PLUS), Sprint/Kerinchi/Damansara Link highways, Ampang-Kuala Lumpur Expressway (AKLEH), Sungai Besi Highway and the New Pantai Expressway (NPE).

For the PLUS highway, it will be an increase of 5%. Pantat tau.... aku da la kena pakai tiap hari WALAUPUN jalan federal highway ke NKVE sama je jam cam the Parliament cafeteria smoking corner every break.

For the Sprint/Kerinchi/Damansara Link highways, it will be an increase of between 30sen and 50sen.

The Sungai Besi Highway will see an increase of 10sen, while the AKLEH and NPE will be increased by 50sen and 40sen respectively.

Pokaemon betul la. I thought everyone was talking about some flying recession, ni lak we get hit AGAIN? How much you want to bet harga barangan pas ni naik lagi because of 'transport cost'?

The Prime Minister has called for a delay, but enough of this bullshit la. People are getting hit hard. They can take their time with the 'stimulus' (more like stim-less) package but they keep hitting us with hikes for everything.

Those in public office seem to forget there's a reason why they're called PUBLIC SERVANTS. I say stop the damn toll hikes, and cut ministers' pay by 20%. Leadership by example right?

All overseas trips, be it business or even pleasure at any governmental expense be CANCELLED with immediate effect and more cost cutting measures be drawn up ASAP. And they can all bring their own teh tarik and karipap for that meeting ala pot luck.

And to have them understand the call of idiots to use public transport more like it's an immediate answer to these toll hikes, make each and every one of them depend on public transport. Preferbly busses and LRT so they know how ducked up our transport system is, instead of wasting more Ringgit, speeding about with escorts.

Enough with elections and wasting more funds - just freaking work on changes.

Congratulations to Encik Anas Zubedy for his PAID full page ad in The Star on Page N37 for this message.


Dear Malaysian Politicians,

Please stop the power chase, call for a truce and focus on the economy.

I do not claim to speak on behalf of all Malaysians, but I have strong convictions that many share my sentiments.

Our concern today is not who rules the country or heads the state governments but the looming bad economy.

Whether Barisan Nasional or Pakatan Rakyat leads, it is meaningless if Malaysians have no job to go to, no money to pay rent and no means to put food on the table.

I am a business owner, like other business owners and managers of corporations I have a responsibility to ensure people under my care and payroll continue to have jobs and a decent income to take home. We work hard and willing to go the extra mile to make sure our nation not only survive this crisis but come out stronger and wiser. We need your help.

Let me explain. I am in the business of Training, Development and Consultancy and have 20 people in my team.

Saedah is 42. She keeps the office clean and helps organise the training rooms. She has four children and her husband is unemployed. She was first hired on a part time basis, because she is very hard working and has a great attitude, we offered her a full time job to help provide a stable income for her family. Even then, when her third child started school this year, it was a struggle for her to buy new school uniforms and other necessities. Saedah lives on a ‘kais bulan, makan bulan’ basis, so, if she is jobless, her tap runs dry.

Samsuri is 27 years old. He lives with his sister and her family in a low cost government flat in Sunway. He does our despatch, helps with various clerical works and occasionally acts as a driver. During the first week at zubedy, we learned that he not only did not have money to buy new clothes and shoes for work, he had no money for lunch. Like Saedah, if he has no job, his tap runs dry too.

Alicia in Client Servicing turns 26 this year. She lives with her dad who is 71 years old and retired. Her mom passed away when she was little. Alicia is a hard-working team member, has a gentle caring outlook and fun to be with. (We like to poke fun at her as she blushes easily). Last May her dad went through a major operation, thank God he has recovered well. Alicia needs a job, both for herself and her dad.

Sudesh, 38, is one of our facilitators. When his father passed away last year, he moved back and lives with his mother in Seremban. He shuttles between Kuala Lumpur and Seremban daily, leaving home sometimes as early as 4 in the morning and returning late at night. He is no stranger to hard work and sacrifice, he knows what he needs to do to survive and to care for his mother, but he too needs a job.

Like fellow Malaysians, every one of us in zubedy needs employment, those that live from hand to mouth like Saedah and Samsuri and others like Alicia and Sudesh with family to care for. We Malaysians need the Malaysian economy to be strong. We need you, our leaders, to work hard and to work together to make our economy viable.

So this is my plea.

Pakatan Rakyat, please stop your attempts to take over the federal government and persuade BN’s lawmakers to join you. Stop all legal proceedings, no more 916 and let go, just let go. The nation can wait till the next general elections if they want change. By doing so, Malaysians will see your party as caring, unselfish and gracious and give you their support in the next elections.

Barisan Nasional, please stop any attempts to take over PR states and win over PR’s lawmakers. You have proven your point with Perak. The nation can wait for the next general elections if they want your party. Focus all your talent, energy and hard work in steering the country out of an economic downturn. By doing so, Malaysians will see your party as caring, unselfish and smart and give you their support in the next elections.

BN and PR! Call for a truce. Get together and compromise. Someone has to give in. Or has hate consumed your heart till it blinds you? You can do it. You have enough intelligent people between you. I am sure you can find solutions. Take the nation to heart. That is why you are in politics in the first place.

Focus on the people.

Focus on the economy.

Anas Zubedy
Managing Director
Zubedy (M) Sdn Bhd


Now if only some of them would spend a little money on their hearing aid batteries to listen to what the average Malaysian out there has to say. No toll hikes! No extra charges of any sort. Figure out a way. That's why you guys are elected there in he first place.

To serve the people. Not waste money by keeping all the lights on in Parliament till the middle of the night. Sheesh....


PS - I hope we don't have to resort to 'other means of payment' like below. Malaysians have been buggered enough.





PPS - Idol was so boring. I still stick with my original choices of Jasmine, Kai and Adam though. But if Americans put it to vote, I hope someone like Kris makes it even though he reminds me too much of that Archuleta dork!

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Divinity

Thank you President Barack Obama. So much.

Stupidly waited... and waited... and waited for the second group performance of American Idol and nothing came on. Some stupid programs were in place instead.

No thanks to a nationally televised address to Congress in the States, regarding the dire economic situation, everyone else around the world were subjected to some random repeated crap on TV instead without word of why Idol wasn't coming on.

Finally got off my rear ke Ampang to drop off some documents to Fakhrul, Faz's lawyer. Who by the way skang celebrity lawyer ok. A lot of high profile cases involving local artistes dia handling, and I hear he's getting more approached by more with pending cases.

Kelas...

Anyway, Faz goes back to court on March 13, sebab pihak yang kecoh tuh, da wat appeal. Takpe. She won once, by the grace of God, the appeal will be quashed.

Then everything is in motion for Faz to sue sue sue for *insert reason here* (think loss of income, emotional scarring and psychological trauma etc)

She spent four years going up and down the courthouse for a case she finally won. Jangan ler kena ulang balik benda nih lagik.

Anyway pastuh ke Pelita jumpa Faz. Before she arrived, bebudak 6ixth Sense dropped by. Adi da balik from Jakarta. Lebih sebulan dia balik sana... so bosan sikit kurang korum. Looks like the Pelita gang is back again and hopefully semua dapat lepak lagik sebab beginning next week, a few of us are going to be very busy.

Got freaked out by an MMS from a so-called admirer. Ewwwww!!! Why the hell would anyone MMS a total stranger their private parts. Seriously... they all somehow find me. I'm like a freak magnet or something.

Back home... masuk Myspace layan Mobsters sat (I'm at Level 411 with 1182 mobsters already... anyone wanna join my mob? I think I'm one of the biggest Malaysian mobsters) and then Facebook jap catch up ngan kengkawan (please not AGAIN my Facebook is ONLY for people in the music and film industry for networking purposes - everyone else add me to Myspace ok, cause I apologise that I will immediatey ignore any other requests of those who are not friends within the business)

So to end this entry... here's a biblical reference to what if God had a Facebook account. Oh God... seriously... some people have too much time to come up with stuff like this.

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Donate your denims

Nothing much to do today. Seriously in lazy mode. So caught up with this week's episode of Heroes, just couple of hours after it aired over US TV (you have to love torrents for this)

Honestly season three of the show - both the first part, and the recently continued second part is recapturing the momentum of the show.

Anyway saja nak khabarkan sapa nak shopping tapi tengah budget, here's some good news, to get rid of your old pair of jeans, get a new pait at RM300 discount, and do charity at the same time.



LOOK GOOD FEEL GOOD DENIM CHARITY
1st March - 31st May 2009

COME AND DONATE TO US..
Your old pair of jeans that you dont use anymore.
-They must be clean.
-In good condition
-Wearable.
-Any brands are welcomed.

All your jeans will be donated to orphanages, safeway houses and more. Your old jeans will become somebody else's NEW JEANS! Isn't that fabulous!

In return for your donation, we will give you a RM300 Denim Voucher, per pair, and each voucher is claimable against one regular priced jeans from Miss Sixty & Energie.

U can redeem it for yourself or you can Use it as a gift. Give it to friends, lovers, neighbors, family. Do whatever you want to do with it. Purchase is not compulsory but we greatly welcome your donation. And the voucher will be valid until 31st May 2009!

So come and join us. Let's see how many pair of jeans we can collect for charity.

The charity drive is on worldwide so check out the official websites for more info in your area.
MISS SIXTY
ENERGIE

For those in Malaysia, here are the locations of your local outlets.

MISSIXTY/ENE
Lot 110, First Floor Suria KLCC, 50088, Kuala Lumpur - Tel ;03-23820183

MISSIXTY, Lot F232,First Floor,The Gardens Mid Valley City, 59200 Kuala Lumpur - Tel : 03-22843611

ENERGIE, Lot F235A,First Floor,The Gardens Mid Valley City, 59200 Kuala Lumpur - Tel : 03-22824669

MISS SIXTY
Level 4, Young World, Parkson Pavilion, No. 168, Jalan Bukit Bintang, 55100 Kuala Lumpur

Thanks Fendi for the heads up on this event. Wow. Charity drive for the unfortunate to be helpless too. Don't knock it ok. You get a damn RM300 off your next pair - so declutter your closets already, feed your need for shopping without the guilt of splurging and do your part for this unique charity.

Didn't venture anywhere today. Today was be butt lazy day so dok rumah je.

Expect SOME activity tomorrow...

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Don't be a dag and go f**k a koala already!!!

Tajuk entry ni pelik sikit tapi saja je. Carutan light light bagik member sorang ni yang dok berangan Australia je keja. Sikit sikit... nak cita time dok Melbourne. Any opportunity dia dapat camtuh la. And sebagai artis... menyampah la orang bila camtuh. Aku carut suka suka jerk... tapi takyah sampai dedahkan identiti dia.

But teringat siot time kawan nya member feeling accent bagai. Konon dok UK. Bila tanya berapa lama... dengan bangga dia kata dia dok dua minggu. Matilah ko!!! Aiyo... Udah udah la tuh. Bak ler sedar.. moka cam sakai (no offence meant to to anyone of the Sakai suku kaum ek) feeling cakap sampai lidah terbelit bagai.

Anyway... tadik siang ke TV3 kat Sri Pentas. Tujuan? Bukan ada event apa pon. Pihak TV3 call for a forum like thingie so that the format of Muzik Muzik for 2009 can be discussed at length.

Actually meeting ni melibatkan artis, pengurus, wakil syarikat rakaman je, tapi aku kan da kata. Every aspect of the music industry aku nak know what's going on. And since Muzik Muzik, and of course ultimately, Anugerah Juara Lagu remains one of the biggest events in the local music industry calendar, I needed to know what was going on.

Baik bagik input skang dari kang orang da set, kita tak amik tau nak meroyan lak kan.

A lot of suggestions were thrown about, but this is what I think best for the format of the program to balance appeal on the programming side as well as to continue to lend credibility to one of the way too few competitions that remains decided by a professional jury.

Kak Kelly... ni officially my suggestions ek.

Muzik Muzik 2009
- Should remain an hourly program. Biar kalao setengah jam leh raih slot ujung minggu pun aku rasa tak berbaloi. This however depends on the execution of content and whether the risk of it ending up mere eye candy is lessened with elimination of other non-beneficial side content.

- Categories should be reworked to Pop (anything and everything mainstream... kan aku kata dunia ni mana la ada competition judge by ballads), Rock (yang betul nya... bukan yang lembik nya variety yang patut sumbat dalam Pop, and Fusion (which will also allow other genres yang overlooked as well as songs yang takde definition memandangkan Etnik Kreatif sparuh mati). I support the Ethnic Creative category, BUT I think that perlu ada ada evolusi ke arah kepelbagaian. Bayangkan kalao ye pun ramai wat lagu ethnic... ramai sanggup layan ke? The ends do not justify the means gituh.

- SMS voting or public voting in any form be reduced. Biar lagu-lagu dinilai dari segi pro dari meka yang bertauliah. Kalao tak kita akan terus nampak lagu sampah layak ke final hanya kerana orang undi based on sentiment suka pada artis yang perform and vice versa.

- Performers yang dicalonkan tuk lagu baru mesti nyanyi dan perform LIVE. Matilah ko kalao nak miming ke haper ke. Not only ni membuktikan kemampuan artis tu dari awal... it will also make for more entertaining TV.

- Carta mingguan should take a backseat to nominations. Ertinya biarla pengumuman carta laju je dan abihkan masa lebih pada fokus diberikan pada pencalonan baru. Segmen lain tak perlu - nak buzz ke haper ke... at the end of the day, programs like Melodi da cover semua.

- Synergy ngan radio skali for on-air charts broadcast to increase scope. Nak harap seminggu skali tak cukup.

- Tampilkan at least THREE music videos. Ruangan diberikan akan pastikan lebih ramai giat bab wat video nih (bukan yang format 3gp punya ek... tu lain da)

One last final suggestion is that definition of song genre dilakukan - but contesting songs takde quota dari segi kategori from the start sampai ke AJL. This is just an afterthought... but why not.

Amacam. Korang ada apa apa pendapat bernas lagik tak yang take into account TV programming values yet offering substance to the show.

Pas abih ujan gila, so lepak sat makan kat cafeteria sana. I have to say makanan kat Sri Pentas, memang hazab tak penah ubah keazabannya dari zaman lebih 10 tahun lepas sampai skang. Arghhh!!!!

Pas abih, gerak ngan Bob dan Shuib lepak rumah meka sat bersiap nak ke event.

Ada la event bangang ni... Faz pun ada skali as some other friends.

Kenapa aku kata event bangang? Sebab memang cam kelam kabut and tak terurus.

Cawan sama serve air, digunakan nak pasang tea candle? Someone tell the idiots at Gardens MidValley Hotel ni pakai otak sikit kuar bajet beli yang patut.


So many things salah about the event. Tapi malas carut lebih. Lantak pi la event korang. Walaupon nak tunggu mula tuh berejam gak.. konon cocktail reception yang nan ado.

Faz sempat pose drama tunggu nak start


Ning ngan auntie Aishah, mama Joe Flizzow


Tapi bab aku nak carut ni - tuk event pelancaran produk kecantikan rambut ni yang nan ado ni, ialah tokei tu panggil la Bob dan Farah nyanyi. Pree ye... takde bayaran, takde token. Bebudak ok je sebab kengkawan.

Tapi yang panas hatinya, abh runway show bagai, terus emcee bangang yang tatau ujung pangkal pon, kata good night, house lights came on dan semua bersurai camtuh je. Matilah ko!

Mana gi show nya? Aiyo... pastu tak acknowledge pon ke mintak maap ke haper. It was that stupidly kelam kabut. Da la runway show hazab yang pakai majoriti model ikan paus, momok dan spesis mamalia yang tak dapat dikenalpasti.

Seriously this is shit treatment. Orang nak promosi benda, harapkan favours. bila da wat camni la jadiknya.

Teringat aku ada arituh seseorang SMS aku mintak artis. Tak kisah sapa, janji pompuan, RM800 tapi kena wat show 45 minit. Aiyo!!! Mini konsert la gamaknya. Justification harga murah kononnya sebab show biasa je, nak pakai karaoke system je yang meka provide. Hina gila ok.

Damn. Nak bayar pelacur kelas atasan pun lagik mahal ok. Kira penyanyi kita ni takde standard sampai camtuh ke. Matilah ko!!!

Anyways, pas abih ubah angin lepak Rasta beramai. And then it rained. Aku ngantuk gila. Yang sial nya sampai umah... terang lak mata ni dok online. Aduh...

Got plans tomorrow but not sure akan larat ke tak...

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Pre-judging

Baru bangun tido... letih sangat. Merasalah katanya bangun at this hour kan? Tengah malam baru terjaga. Very the Betmeng gituh.

Actually semalam tak cukup tido, walaupoh hajat hati nak tido awal. Got up bright and early before 7am and was on the way to KL ke Legend Hotel tuk Anugerah Industri Muzik punya pre-judging.

Pre-judging simply means dari beratus ke berpuluh entry dalam satu kategori, we sift through each one, and mark it, and from there vote down to the choice of final ten which will undergo round two of voting to determine top five and the eventual winners.

For those of you who don't know, this is to allow more transparency in the process etc. Also tahun ni the results are going towards a more realistic manner of voting where postal ballots are not handled anymore. Online voting da mula - for Akademi members which makes up smaller part of the vote.

So pagi pagi buta ni, you get to see all the nocturnal creatures (da orang industri ni memang creatures of the night - kecuali yang stok keparat... oops korporat).. And TRUST me.... it's not a pretty sight to see all of us yang memang not morning people like zombies dragging our feet ngan semangat nan ado to do this.

Yes, we do it out of love katanya. Matilahhhhhh....

So anyway pagi tadik I think there were a hundred plus of us - select people from all disciplines of the industry. You're talking a dozen or so entertainment journalists, editors, producers, songwriters, lyricists, TV and radio people and assorted souls whom we question the existence of (matilah hidup kembali dan mati lagik carut)

So then we were split into categories to judge. No, we don't judge everything.

We don't have the strength. Berdarah dari mata dan telinga ok!

After all bab calon tu any Thong, Dev and Harith leh calonkan album. Just bayar the fee. And then it's up to us... cam melombong la kiranya. Nak sift the mud and impurities to find some precious metals. Ado?!!

Kira kita ni jadik Sirim la nak quality control.

Aku slalu kena judge kategori Indonesian songs (now best Malay song by non Malaysian artiste - specialty aku tuh), or new artiste or the English categories. All very me kan?

Tahun ni aku mintak break sikit - lari. Pening lak kena for Best Music Video dan Best Album Cover. Nangis! Lupa nak cakap Jen tanak these two either cause slalu get this too. Takpe la... selamat sikit telinga aku. Mata je berdarah lebih la.

So first category. Best Album Cover,



Nangis sebaldi sat. Tuh dia a total of 38 albums to be judged.

And the best part majority cliche gila. Now, Best Album Cover, or Kulit Album Terbaik, doesn't just mean gambar kat moka depan je tau... jangan silap. It's judged by photography, graphic, layout value and such.

And most ni cuma stok cliche yang repetitive je. Da leh cam da standard template wat album cover ni. Erm.. tanak carut lelebih la. Just some people think, stick a camera, get famous photographer and layout standard da cukup.

Aduh!!!!

Common mistakes, include make up (too much or none at all), bad lighting, Photoshop (too much or none at all - one female artiste had a unibrow.. I kid you not), cheap ass graphics (very the free font and icons download), bad photography (ada satu siap ngan pics out of focus), and of course following standard album cover templates.

By the time we were done, my eyes were burning dah. I think a handful je yang bebetol creative and original with quality from every aspect. And surprisingly most of yang leh dipuji came from albums of artistes yang tak begitu meletup nama or ala ala kadar je. Tuh la... nama nama besar suka take things for granted,

Then it was on to music videos. Nangis agik.

A total of 42 nominated. Two artistes had four, one had three and I think dua lagik have two. Yang biasa banyak ni biasanya nama pun yang tak vast. Jap... lap airmata darah yang meleleh ni sat.

The problems with our music videos is this. Kalao ada duit - usually nan ado creativity or originality. Kalao ada this unique approach - biasanya bajet ciput. Kesian...

For those of you yang nak tau... music videos lak judged based on concept, editing and continuity, art direction etc.

Things to remember not to do when you're doing a ballad for a video. Be cliched... I mean, fancy dresses, mood lighting and kipas angin. In fact, every video yang mamat atau minah dalam video tuh rambut panjang sikit je, wajib lak ada kipas angin kat depan. Heh... aiyo. Ada yang so Eighties and cliched Cerekarama fashioned punya storyline. I mean... I see better home made stuff on Youtube.

And fast paced videos - dance numbers cannot survive on choreography alone kalao video ko takde styling langsung nampak single camera production dalam studio kosong ok. Tuh pun camera angles malas nak mampos. Rock videos lak... aiyo... jangan la ingat ko dok studio kosong bersepah graphics added on later tuh da vogue. In fact a lot of videos resorted to this trick. Sad.

Ada artis lak standard la... tengok je syarikat rakaman leh tau what to expect da.

But there were a few yang besh gak. Idea baru... interesting.

One thing for sure is this year punya entries, generally, even feedback dari bilik judging for kategori lain pun - is that this year there's quantity over quality.

Still, hopefully with the business slowly gaining strength again and growing - quality will come in the face of more competition. Tu doa aku tuk industri muzik kita ni. Amin.

All in all - it took us almost five hours. For those yang lesser fortunate kena layan kategori lain - masih berdarah berjuang nak abihkan tugas meka masa aku blah.

Mana taknya... kalao kategori Lagu Terbaik ada penyanyi tertentu satu album calonkan (walaopon majoriti fillers no killer) camna? Tuh baru satu penyanyi. Nangis la syarikat rakaman skang ada yang berangan. Tuh lum agik berapa ramai artis ngan album remix dan version lain bagai yang last year or previous year da masuk - tapi rerelease ubah sikit je masuk balik ngan produk sama yang nan ado. Aiyo... if it didn't work the first time. Sedarlah...

Still it was fun to catch up and bitch with all my industry friends. Makes it worth the pain la... almost. A yearly ritual yang very the painful but fun. Sadis kan aku ni...

It was raining cats and dogs (or pussies and bitches in my terminology) and I headed home nak tido. Balik terus ala beruang masuk musim, hibernasi, hawau!

Owh by the way.. wonder what's the deal with this car which was in front of me at one point. Takde number plate.



Majorly scary! Hitman sangat. Tinted bagai lagik. You can be sure I didn't pull my road bully act on this car.

Yawn... ok la. I think I actually have it in me nak sambung tidur. Tomorrow ada beberapa event. Tatau semangat ke tak nak gi je. Teringin nak take a few days to relax.

It's starting soon.

Nuff said. Nite people....


PS - Thanks to J. Tho, general manager of Persatuan Akademi Industri Muzik Malaysia and her crew (Ayie... Atie... semua lah) for your hospitality.

PPS - This is the third or fourth night in a row I've had those weird dreams. Is it starting again? Perlu ke limau nipis dan bunga tujuh tangkai berserta kelapa muda dan air mineral lagik. Takpe... kali ini aku da bersedia.

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A big yawn

Didn't do much today. The hours just flew past playing Mobsters on Myspace (anyone play the game?)

Wanted to go out and party for the night but decided against it as I have the Anugerah Industri Muzik pre-judging to go to at 8am. Damn... on a Sunday morning too. The sacrifices I make.. heh...

More pics and stuff to upload and update later. Take care y'all...

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Disturbia!

Wow. You guys saw the pic in TMZ of Rihanna bashed up? Damn they good! Even the LAPD is calling for information how the picture was leaked out.

Back to the image... What kind of man does this to a woman? Oh I forgot... a wanker like Chris Brown. The man may say he's going for help - but I hope he just gets locked away. What a cowardly bitch act.

Gawd... hope women work it out that it's NEVER ok for a man to hit you - and there's no such thing as out of love ok. I know some of my female friends have been through that... and it's always the same line. Wow... once is too many times for a mistake like this to happen. Hope Rihanna, sets an example of what other women should do - and dump the sorry bastard who ae you a punching bag.

Rihanna - pre-Chris Brown


After being worked over


Despite all that, Rihanna has been reported to say she still loves Chris. Wake up already bitch! Damn! If you can go back to his sorry ass in the end - then you definitely deserve to end up in a bodybag cause that man does NOT respect you if he even lays a finger on you. And get over that BS about how anger management and prayers will sort him out.

Sheesh.

Chris Brown - I hope someone works you over the same way. As a fan of Rihanna - and someone who does respect women in general, you're a lame sad-ass punk.

Tapi kan yang best nya, CLICK HERE and read this bit. This dude has already issued a challenge to step into the ring to see what it's like to face a real opponent. No prizes for guessing whether Chris has the balls to deal with someone who doesn't wear a skirt at least that we know of).

Geramnya tengok the pic!... The bruises and stuff looks bad enough. But her expression just says it all. Sedih sangat tengok. Damn you Chris Brown!


PS - I think I'm going to be right about refunds for the concert in Kuala Lumpur - either that or it's going to take quite some time

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Hurrah for Tatiana's exit!

Thank goodness Tatiana is out. After yesterday's first Idol live show, am glad my top three picks for best performers - were same as the judges and the American votes as announced on the results show. No surprises really as there was a distinct gap in quality of performances as many failed to deliver their best.

But got annoyed with Tatiana for the last time with her endless drama. I mean, she looked like there had been this huge mistake! Matilah ko!!!!



Hell yeah Alexis, Danny and Michael deserved in. But I just thought Anube deserved in too, and hopefully he'll be one of the wildcard choices. Please oh please don't let Tatiana make a comeback. Can't take much more of her drama. Though kalao dia tak masuk, bosan sikit kot takde orang nak carut.

Anyway next week is round two and I'm hoping my faves will perform the best they can to get a spot. I'm rooting for Jasmine, Kai and Adam. I think breakaway favourites, if they don't screw up their performances.



Anyway spent time in front of the boob tube with parents during dinner for some quality time.

Back when I was a kid, sessions watching Dynasty ke Dallas was quality family time. Now reality shows seem to have taken over. Oh well... who says TV isn't good for family bonding.

Pas da lepak ngan orang tua aku sat... headed to Sarimah's birthday party. Arrived there and a lot of familiar faces there. Seronok tol. Had fun, despite being a simple affair. Yang penting kengkawan ada so kecoh besh!

But yang penting... kek dia tuh. Makan hati!!!! Meletop kek Astro bagik! Korang tengok lah.

Makan hati!!!!


Sarimah confused which one is the real her


Oh well... why don't you guys guess *like du-uh*


Sarimah can't resist herself. Erm...


Does it look like Sarimah?


Love the details!


Sarimah sings along everyone's various off key renditions of her birthday song


Now make that wish


And remove 'yourself'


Now you can never ask Sarimah "what's up your..." Well you get the picture


Aku pun nak kek camtuh la. I love cupcakes! Especially when it surrounds a mother cupcake!

Anyway happy B-Day Sarimah. Enjoy your short hols before it's time to work! Ad sorry I broke 'your' arm... wasn't my fault it was melty.

Aku nak tido dulu. Besok ada meeting.


PS - I'm smiling but can't say why. Psssttt.... it didn't mean you guys ok. Everything was always cool. Ta!

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LIVE!

Ok so I know I used a crappy blog poll service because it kept disappearing when I wanted to check the results. But anyway, here's what eventually the poll looked like. Thanks to the 101 of you who bothered to vote.



Looks like The Circus Starring Britney Spears tour is a favourite followed by Coldplay's Viva la Vida Tour and the Beyonce I Am... Tour. Following is Sticky & Sweet Tour by Madonna and a tie for fifth place for Katy Perry's Hello Katy Tour and Metallica's World Magnetic Tour,

Now... keep praying that I have good news coming soon. Thanks also to everyone for the extra suggestions you guys made. I will take it all into consideration.

Meanwhile, if korang leh suggest lagik kalao sudi.... which sporting legends would you like to see here?

I mean... think David Beckham making an appearance with Victoria, or Tiger Woods and so on.

Or what kind of musicals you want brought down here. Me prefer if the London cast of Phantom of the Opera could have a run here. But what do you think.

Anyway, back to the issue of concerts, yeap, Coldplay is NOT in the list for Sunburst KL 2009. While it was rumoured that the band would make the line up for the festival, Pineapple Concerts has issues the artistes involved and memang Coldplay takde.

But then again, I suppose you can keep hoping that they still will be a last minute inclusion... but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

After all, Pineapple has the whole Rihanna postponement to deal with, and they'll only find out later this month whether the show will indeed go on here in Kuala Lumpur.

Seeing as to how things are going - I have a feeling refunds just may be in order soon. Kalao tak pon, lambat gila la baru menjadik sebab tak mungkin kot Rihanna nya show will take place so fast.

But, for those of you yang interested nak attend Sunburst, tickets are still available.

They had an early bird promotion which has pre-sale tickets priced at RM143 but with that offer over, pre sale tickets are now priced at RM203, while tickets sold at the door on show-day will cost RM253.

Sunburst KL 2009 have live performances across six stages.

There'll be the Sun & Sky Stage which will be the main platform for the international headliners and established local acts, while a massive indoor marquee will house the Livesounds Stage and Tuborg Loud & Clear Stage, showcasting the best local and regional acts in what they describe as a more intimate setting.

The Speedzone Interactive Tour will feature Formula 1 and Moto GP simulators within a futuristic club feel environment with deejays pumping out tunes.

My favourite would be the Silent Disco Arena which makes its first appearance at Sunburst. No speakers or anything will be there. Just 300 pairs of wireless headphones available piping in club tunes. Awesome!

To get ticket via AXCESS - CLICK HERE
For more information, visit the official Sunburst page - just CLICK HERE

Aku malas nak gi Sunburst kot, sebab tak impressed langsung with the line-up. But see if any of your fave acts ada, and kalao nak, my advice is get your tickets fast. Here are those who will be performing at Sunburst - confirmed so far.



More concert news. I hear from reliable sources there will be two more concerts coming your way being planned right now.

First up - fans of Ne-Yo can be happy because word is he'll be here as part of the Year of the Gentleman tour.



Also coming down here for a concert apparently is Mandy Moore.



Scheduled to release her latest album Amanda Leigh in May, Miss Amanda aka Mandy of course was in the news baru-baru ni cause she just hot engaged to Ryan Adams.

Away from concert news and info.

Malam tadi gi Actor's Studio with Faz, and joined by Cheryl and Segar to catch a stand up comedy act. Erm... I want my RM35 back. It was like the dude was bad or anything. Just not so funny.

Lepak and chilled and talked about Anugerah Bintang Popular 2008/2009 sebab joined by Zubir. Some of the pencalonan mengarut gila. Tak kisah la Faz tak dapat. Da bukan rezeki dia. But kelakarnya some of the names dalam senarai seriously weird! I mean... Nurul Alis (aku rasa dari RTM) in the list and not Sarimah Ibrahim for the Pengacara Wanita Popular? You're kidding right?

Heh... kira cam tahun lepas la tetiba Bard R1 yang orang tak penah dengar lagu, leh tercalon dalam kategori Penyanyi Baru Popular or whatever. So not even worth republishing the list here.

Am tired lor. Need rest. I just been back and now catchig up on the last episode of Heroes (which will only begin airing on Star on March 5... SODIHHH!!!) as well as Idol (die Tatiana!!)

Be updating later...


PS - Congratulations to Faizal Tahir on a new bouncing baby boy after his wife delivered earlier. CLICK HERE to read more.

PPS - Congratulations to Amber Chia for making Malaysia proud. Bangga aku lagik ngan dia dari with Bernard Chandran's Grammy red carpet disaster for Estelle. Amber will be making her runway debut at New York Fashion Week for the Victoria Beckham line. CLICK HERE for the story by The Star last week and CLICK HERE for some pics over Vogue.com.

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Exorcism!

Malas nak blog hari ni. Am super pissed.

In our country, creativity has a very bad price tag to it. That's all I'm saying.

Who do we blame? For the eventual crap that we get over TV or radio, blame the executives in pretty suits who have no real fucking clue to what is going on, or what goes on and decide everything comes down to figures all the time.

People in position usually get there hardly due to their abilities, rather their ass kissing antics. Now I know why I love Dilbert comic strips so much. Cause as far fetched as they are, they reflect what's really going on.



Entahlah. So gung ho and yet disappointed with things.

Had a meeting just now. Have two tomorrow for something that came out of nowhere. Suddenly feel like singing the theme song for The Apprentice.

By the way guys... I need your help. Can you guys suggest names of performers you wanna see have concerts here?

Artistes you would pay to watch in concert live. Go for it. Tell me and I'll tell you sometime soon why I asked. This is your chance. So suggest away...

Here's a list of performers on tour that you can vote on. Note I left out Fall Out Boy because their ongoing tour is not a world tour, but if you like someone who is not on tour even but woud pay to watch, just add the name in the Comments section. Who knows.. your wish might just come true.

Note that Coldplay will apparently be here for the Sunburst Music Festival though nothing's confirmed yet. And yes I know PCD have been here before, but I'm talking full on concert.

Nevermind issues of censorship and such like what will be faced by Madonna, Beyonce or even Britney... just vote.

Apart from meetings, going for a play and a press conference. So no wallowing type blog posts tomorrow.

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Thing that make you go...

Hari ni checking on the Internet, was watching videos on Youtube for some research was doing, when I clicked on a link and a video of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up came on.

Ok, Youtube has been weird lately. Copyright issues have been tightened and some videos are not viewable based on the country where we're in. So I've been getting this Rick Astley video a lot for months now but thought that was Youtube's way of screwing around with us.

That's when I finally learnt something new.

Ok so it's not that new. It's been around since 2007 but became a mainstream prank in 2008.

I'm talking about 'rickrolling' otherwise when you get sprung, being 'rickrolled' (also spelled rickroll'd. It's where someone gives you, or describes a video in the tags and title that fit your search, and it's actually a Rick Astley music video.

And this joke is all over the Internet.

Well I guess you learn something new every day. I've been rickrolled I think bout a dozen times today. I think I'm tiring of the song.

CLICK HERE for the wikipedia definition of Rickrolling
CLICK HERE for the Urban Dictionary definition of Rickrolling
CLICK HERE for the official You Got Rickrolled page

In case you've never been rickrolled, here's what you get for those yang tak pernah went through the Eighties. By the way this song was a huge hit then.



Scarily enough I can actually sing a long the whole song without forgetting a single word or beat. Arghhhh!!! I DO NOT age gracefully.

So at least now you what what it means to be rickrolled. If you already did when you read this, then shut up, don't bitch and watch this.

The band you're watching (if you're playing the video is OK Go a band from Chicago, now residing in Los Angeles.

The videos above are firstly A Million Ways and Here It Goes Again. The latter won a Grammy Award for Best Short-Form Music Video in 2007.

A Million Ways was their first single, and was a viral Internet phenomenon end 2005. The ultra-low budget, long take video featured the band in their back yard performing a dance choreographed by lead singer Kulash's sister, Trish Sie.

Using a camera borrowed from a friend, the video was produced for under ten dollars, and was apparently released without the knowledge or consent of their label, Capitol Records.

By August 2006, the video had become the most downloaded music video ever with over 9 million downloads.

In July 31, 2006 the band released a video in a similar vein for Here It Goes Again featuring an elaborately choreographed dance on treadmills, also directed and choreographed by Trish Sie.

This video was viewed by over one million people on the media site YouTube in the first six days. As of the end of until today, the original video upload for Here It Goes Again has been viewed over 44 million times, putting it in 30th place for the most views of any video of all time and 22nd place for most viewed music video as well as the 6th most favourited video and 2nd top favourited music video of all time on YouTube

It is also the 49th ranked most discussed music for all time over Youtube.

Why am I sharing this? Cause some people in our music industry still think you need big bucks, major muscle and huge influence to get attention, get a hit, or win a Grammy.

Creativity is the key, and if you don't have it - then the only real money you need to spend is for someone with it.

Losers...

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My girls

Yeay! I'm into the fourth season of Weeds already. Something tells me I am actually going to finish my catch up before work sets in.

Got to get some work sorted out tomorrow as well as some errands. Gawd I hate Mondays!

Tadik accompanied Faz to Zubir's birthday do. Thank you Zubir for the hospitality. Yeay... Maya and Liyana there too. Ainul too. Ok fine... so there were a few more people I know there, but I mention the ones I truly love. Heh...

Owh and bung Ramli pun ada. Bang... thanks again for the career advice. It's one of those moments aku bebetul appreciate. People like you and arwah Loloq and so many people I look up to in this business that spend those few moments to share your experiences with me, gives me strength to continue with my passion.

Thanks again ya bapak toyol.

My weakness now I have to address? How to learn to be a businessman. All my life people take me for granted. I am passionate about this business... and I often do things for free sebab tolong orang sana sini. No more. Helping out is fine... but I need to learn how to say no and learn to make money.

Nama je aku ni Cina, tapi I definitely don't fall into the stereotype. Tak pandai langsung bab bisnes. Alrighty then... from now on... I hope that I will be able to learn to be more corporate, more businesslike and yet still not compromise who I am - nor my passion for everything showbiz.

Mintak mintak la aku mampu...

Anyway, a few people asked me who I meant in my last entry. Malas la nak cita panjang. All I can say is, dunia hiburan nih attracts a lot of weirdos who think just cause they love a movie, or a song, that they deserve a way in to be part of this business, and be friends with practitioners. Some would mention gila glamer... what can I say. Da memang ada yang beriya sangat kawan ngan orang dalam industri ni... biar artis ke wartawan ke sapa saja la yang kena mengena ngan industri ni.

My mistake is not seeing them for who they are earlier sebab aku suka sangka baik orang. When they end up shitheads, it's a little too late. Da aku pun tak hingin orang tuh dalam hidup aku, masih lagik nak sibuk nak contact my friends konon leh make another trip into this life.

Whatever la... pathetic, I suppose some people would do almost anything just cause nak feel glam kot. That's something I'm unfamiliar with. Aku dari zaman aku belajar ke apa... I don't really get starstruck. I admire people for their gifts and talents, but takde la nak tergedik nak wat baik in hopes of being friends. Sheesh... that is just sad.

Oh well... I guess it takes all kinds to make up the world.

I have no time to be bitter. These type of leeches who pass for people are not worth my time. Baik aku focus my energy on what is necessary and leave karma to deal with all this bullshit.

Eh... da la. Nak share pics of my favourite girls. Faz, Maya and Liyana. Love you ladies!

Rasanya bung Ramli marah tak kalao off key nyanyi Happy Birthday


The Pisau Cukur duo - Faz and Maya getting getting CW


Yusry and Edry skali ngan Maya dan Faz having a chin wag


Bung Ramli.... golak bosa je dia ni. Heh...


Liyana senyum sebab teringat someone ke... heh....


Don't worry.. won't tell them about Australia.. oops!


Sistahs!


Liyana and Ainul - BFF

Ok... now back to Weeds. Am tired out.. especially after stuffing up kat Rasta. Till 'morrow guys...


PS. Sila sedekahkan Al Fatihah for the late Tarudin Ismail, who passed on due to complications after a by-pass this morning. But Siti, Saida, Saerah... and members of the family, my condolences to all of you. May God bless the dearly departed... and all of you for strength to get through these difficult moments. Guys.. please say a prayer ok.

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V my ass

Happy Valentine's Day to my non-Muslim friends. Sapa yang beragama Islam, don't take heed ok... sebab memang ikutkan V-day is haram....

Anyway... know how depressing it is to be alone on 14 February without your someone special by your side sebab nun jauh? No? I wasn't talking about you right? It's about me. I was of course speaking hypothetically, Da mula merapu....

Moving on... know how to make it even MORE depressing? Senang je. Go for someone's wedding on a day like today where everyone else is flaunting their courtship (or more mating civil mating displays).

Tadik gi Que and Linda's wedding. I didn't go for the nikah, and dropped by at Bora Ombak di Ampang for the sanding je. Since Linda invited, made the effort walaupon ikutkan hati nak lock myself up and in my room and finish Weeds seasons 4.

It was a nice, simple event. And yang pentingnya, friends semua ada. Bapak toyol aka Taiko Jin dan Jembalang aka Ramli MS ada, so apa lagik... gosip la. Tapi takde kena mengena ngan Akademi Fantasia. Carutan bab gosip lain jerk.

Enjoy the pics....

AND HERE'S A DAMN REMINDER! THESE PICS ARE MINE! So if you must copy them, I allow you to do so ONLY if it is for your own private collection. Do no crop, modify or attempt to alter any of the images below (or any pics in my blog taken by me for that matter) and you MUST both CREDIT and LINK to my blog to acknowledge your use of my images. Otherwise do not republish these images in any forum, website or blog without my consent. This is legally binding, so if you own one of those money making blogs who steal other people's work and republish it like it's your own - I can shut you down legally by taking action against you. That's not a threat - it's a fact.
I will make sure you pay through your nose and don't give me any bullshit about it being non-profit because the presence of any ads on your blog immediately renders it being a commercial exploit. I mean this, so heed this warning seriously.

Aku da bosan perangai bloggers busuk camni... malas sebut nama. But quite a few of them out there.

So that aside... piccies time!

The bride and groom arriving at the reception






The best man and bridesmaid - Awal and Sasha


Th beautiful flower girls. Anak Sofea Jane pon ada aku dengar tapi not sure which one


Que!!! Jangan pandang belakang! Or more accurately, belah kanan...


A long shot of the pelamin


Dafi and Pam along with mama Fati and papa Rashid


Gaya along with abang Mamat and wife


Closer look at the pelamin


Another Linda... this one of the Onn variety... and sis


Cake cutting time





Ok... aku ngaku. Aku memang malas amik pic lebih. On top of that.. geli ngan budak budak security. Memang sama ngan yang time Mawi kahwin. Menyampah tahap gaban. Tugas nak jaga tapi menggelupur nak mampos!!!!

Asik ada moka Hanj bin Atang dalam gambar je. Lama lama fed up aku. Bebudak press pun ramai tak kuasa. Not the first time. Can people stop taking these losers already? Aku jalan ngan anak raja pun security tak camni overdose.

Pas abih (didn't stay till the very end sebab janji ngan Faz nak gi karaoke) gerak ke Curve. No karaoke rooms available so lepak Fridays je ngan Faz borak.

Aku one thing aku nak lepas geram sikit.

KEPADA SEEKOR SPESIS BIN ATANG YANG PENAH CLOSE NGAN AKU - FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY!

Aku geram nak mampos. Time beriya cakap - either we remain friends or nothing at all - I made my choice. Nothing. Told you to get out of my life and take your skanky ass loser friends with you and leave mine alone. My friends are mine.

That includes takyah sibuk nak mesej mesej kengkawan aku kat Facebook ke haper ke like they're yours. So pathetic. Nampak loser nak mampos sampai nak hang on to my life. Get a life already - and like I said... your own. Stop trying to hang on to mine.

SO TAKE HEED MOTHERFUCKER! I MEAN BUSINESS. STOP THINKING MY FRIENDS ARE AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

Meroyan sat. Tul la kengkawan aku cakap pasal ko. Sibuk ko menempek nak gila glamor rupanya nak baik ngan kengkawan aku for who they are and what they do.

SODIHHHHH!!!

By the way Boo - I mean someone else not you. Just in case you reading this... baby sis told me you sent your condolences to her. That's so sweet.

Ahhhh... lega nak maki hamun sikit. Jap jap.... sikit lagik. Hold on to your hats... this is the final blow out.

To the asshole I meant - wei pukimak gampang sial anak babi haram burit... tiu ni ama hongkan cibaiiiiii... peh pundek myra kunjilek etc.

One more time - and I don't give a fuck ko anak polis ke haper ke. Don't fuck with me. Jangan sampai rahsia ko tuh satu dunia tau. Adik adik hanjeng!

Oops!

Don't make me go there...


Eh.. letih meroyan. Nak sambung Weeds season 4 sat. Esok ada lepak and then ada event. Kalao sempat nak gi kak Vee nya set sebab shooting kat Port Klang. Until then... toodles kids.


PS - Cold Storage kat Ikano - please fix your sign!
PPS - I need fresh f too...

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